British Comedy Guide

What's your favourite non swear word? Page 3

Bender, bummer and bumlover. I really was very popular at school.

Quote: chipolata @ September 17 2009, 12:26 PM BST

Bender, bummer and bumlover. I really was very popular at school.

Didn't you have any nice nicknames?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 17 2009, 12:28 PM BST

Didn't you have any nice nicknames?

Woody.

I like the words 'sponge' 'tea-chest' and 'c**t'...oops, I mean 'brindle'.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 17 2009, 2:26 PM BST

I like the words 'sponge' 'tea-chest' and 'c**t'...oops, I mean 'brindle'.

I like the word oops. As in, "Oops! Forgotten to zip up Chipolata Jnr again! What am I like?"

Quote: chipolata @ September 17 2009, 2:28 PM BST

I like the word oops. As in, "Oops! Forgotten to zip up Chipolata Jnr again! What am I like?"

Ahh, how is 'the little 'un' these days? Does he get out much?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 17 2009, 2:32 PM BST

Ahh, how is 'the little 'un' these days? Does he get out much?

Soon. When the weather draws in I can wear my longer coat. :)

Do you have a good park bench where you can sit and letch?

Quote: chipolata @ September 17 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Soon. When the weather draws in I can wear my longer coat. :)

Ahh. Winter coats and self-exposure. What a winning combination. Another reason to despise summer.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 17 2009, 2:40 PM BST

Do you have a good park bench where you can sit and letch?

The world is his park bench.

Poo. Funnier than poop for some reason.

Mönchengladbach.

As an English teacher I feel that it's my duty to teach the Italians nouns as used by us Blighties, my faves so far; Beaver, Bush, Knob, Boobs, Jugs, Arse, Minge and Twat.

Quote: Sonofjoe @ September 20 2009, 9:39 AM BST

As an English teacher I feel that it's my duty to teach the Italians nouns as used by us Blighties, my faves so far; Beaver, Bush, Knob, Boobs, Jugs, Arse, Minge and Twat.

I think bush is an infinitely better word than beaver. :)

Being a girl, I am allowed to have my opinion.

Ex wife/Mother inlaw

Clunge.

Bristols.

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