Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:28 AM BSTI don't wear knickers.
Oh. Well G-strings would be fine. And if you go commando, just send some sample "clippings" for analysis.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:28 AM BSTI don't wear knickers.
Oh. Well G-strings would be fine. And if you go commando, just send some sample "clippings" for analysis.
In the 80s, me and the Mrs played a plucking game called 'Ruby's Pube'
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 11:30 AM BSTOh. Well G-strings would be fine. And if you go commando, just send some sample "clippings" for analysis.
tim.wanker@perve.com?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:45 AM BSTtim.wanker@perve.com?
(I happen to have abandoned that email address. It sent out the wrong signals.)
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 10:43 AM BSTYeah, have a wash!
I'll have you know that I give my gentleman parts a quick touch up with a KFC lemon wipe at least once a week.
Anyways, I wish I never brought up the crap blowjob issue in the first place. I forgot that there are people on here in long term, committed, loving relationships, they probably haven't had a blowjob in years.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 18 2009, 12:30 PM BST
I'll have you know that I give my gentleman parts a quick touch up with a KFC lemon wipe at least once a week.
Anyways, I wish I never brought up the crap blowjob issue in the first place. I forgot that there are people on here in long term, committed, loving relationships, they probably haven't had a blowjob in years.
I woke up my man with one this morning...
A KFC lemon wipe? Nice...
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 12:34 PM BSTI woke up my man with one this morning...
A KFC lemon wipe?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 12:35 PM BSTA KFC lemon wipe? Nice...
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 12:34 PM BSTI woke up my man with one this morning...
Well, it saves you money on toothpaste, I suppose...
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 12:38 PM BSTWell, it saves you money on toothpaste, I suppose...
I don't have a bad gag reflex but I've nearly thrown up over the smell of a ladygarden before.
Just keep it clean ladies... and I don't just mean this thread
Quote: Paul W @ September 18 2009, 12:41 PM BSTI don't have a bad gag reflex
Do you like waking up Ellie's boyfriend too?
Quote: Leevil @ September 18 2009, 12:42 PM BSTDo you like waking up Ellie's boyfriend too?
No she's always there first I get the floppy left overs
Why not compromise and take turns whilst licking his balls?
Quote: Paul W @ September 18 2009, 12:41 PM BSTI don't have a bad gag reflex but I've nearly thrown up over the smell of a ladygarden before.
Oh dear god.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 12:45 PM BSTWhy not compromise and take turns whilst licking his balls?
He likes that.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 12:45 PM BSTWhy not compromise and take turns whilst licking his balls?
You've thought this through!