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I've seen more manlyness at a Womens Institute meeting! Come on!

Talk about beer, boobs and I'll set up the "What would you rather" scenarios.

Would you rather have sex with jodie foster? Or star in on of her films...

I'd go with the film.

Hands down.

Quote: Paul W @ September 18 2009, 8:22 AM BST

I've seen more manlyness at a Womens Institute meeting! Come on!

Talk about beer, boobs and I'll set up the "What would you rather" scenarios.

Would you rather have sex with jodie foster? Or star in on of her films...

I'd go with the film.

Hands down.

As would I.

What, the Jodie Foster of Taxi Driver?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 10:38 AM BST

What, the Jodie Foster of Taxi Driver?

Yes, she was 12.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 17 2009, 9:59 PM BST

Crap Blowjobs -

Is there anything more disheartening then getting a girl into bed and she's rubbish at sucking dick? You know the type of thing - a couple of half-hearted licks and then a handjob with absolutely no enthusiasm whatsover. I mean, why do they even bother?

So you're not getting the hint?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 18 2009, 10:40 AM BST

So you're not getting the hint?

Yeah, have a wash! Whistling nnocently

Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 10:43 AM BST

Yeah, have a wash! Whistling nnocently

*high fives Ellie*

I would offer the same advice to the ladies. Honestly, some of the things you find down there...! Teary

Whilst 'lady gardening' some years ago, I found an elderly Japanese soldier who still thought World War II was on.

Pearl Necklace Harbor?

Quote: Morrace @ September 18 2009, 11:06 AM BST

Whilst 'lady gardening' some years ago, I found an elderly Japanese soldier who still thought World War II was on.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 18 2009, 10:47 AM BST

*high fives Ellie*

I had a friend who said the guy she was seeing's penis actually smelt of cheese. Ewwwwwwwww

Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:14 AM BST

I had a friend who said the guy she was seeing's penis actually smelt of cheese. Ewwwwwwwww

Sick

And cheese doesn't compliment fish very well...

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 11:19 AM BST

Sick

And cheese doesn't compliment fish very well...

I am always as fresh as a daisy (maybe not after sport but I shower straight after).

Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:14 AM BST

Laughing out loud

I had a friend who said the guy she was seeing's penis actually smelt of cheese. Ewwwwwwwww

Stinking Bishop? :O

Send me some "before" and "after" sport knickers, Ellie, and I can help put your mind at rest. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 11:27 AM BST

Send me some "before" and "after" sport knickers, Ellie, and I can help put your mind at rest. Whistling nnocently

I don't wear knickers. Whistling nnocently

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