I've seen more manlyness at a Womens Institute meeting! Come on!
Talk about beer, boobs and I'll set up the "What would you rather" scenarios.
Would you rather have sex with jodie foster? Or star in on of her films...
I'd go with the film.
Hands down.
Quote: Paul W @ September 18 2009, 8:22 AM BSTI've seen more manlyness at a Womens Institute meeting! Come on!
Talk about beer, boobs and I'll set up the "What would you rather" scenarios.
Would you rather have sex with jodie foster? Or star in on of her films...
I'd go with the film.
Hands down.
As would I.
What, the Jodie Foster of Taxi Driver?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 10:38 AM BSTWhat, the Jodie Foster of Taxi Driver?
Yes, she was 12.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 17 2009, 9:59 PM BSTCrap Blowjobs -
Is there anything more disheartening then getting a girl into bed and she's rubbish at sucking dick? You know the type of thing - a couple of half-hearted licks and then a handjob with absolutely no enthusiasm whatsover. I mean, why do they even bother?
So you're not getting the hint?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 18 2009, 10:40 AM BSTSo you're not getting the hint?
Yeah, have a wash! 
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 10:43 AM BSTYeah, have a wash!
*high fives Ellie*
I would offer the same advice to the ladies. Honestly, some of the things you find down there...! 
Whilst 'lady gardening' some years ago, I found an elderly Japanese soldier who still thought World War II was on.
Pearl Necklace Harbor?
Quote: Morrace @ September 18 2009, 11:06 AM BSTWhilst 'lady gardening' some years ago, I found an elderly Japanese soldier who still thought World War II was on.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 18 2009, 10:47 AM BST*high fives Ellie*
I had a friend who said the guy she was seeing's penis actually smelt of cheese. Ewwwwwwwww
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:14 AM BSTI had a friend who said the guy she was seeing's penis actually smelt of cheese. Ewwwwwwwww
And cheese doesn't compliment fish very well...
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 11:19 AM BST
And cheese doesn't compliment fish very well...
I am always as fresh as a daisy (maybe not after sport but I shower straight after).
Quote: EllieJP @ September 18 2009, 11:14 AM BST
I had a friend who said the guy she was seeing's penis actually smelt of cheese. Ewwwwwwwww
Stinking Bishop? 
Send me some "before" and "after" sport knickers, Ellie, and I can help put your mind at rest.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 11:27 AM BSTSend me some "before" and "after" sport knickers, Ellie, and I can help put your mind at rest.
I don't wear knickers.