Quote: Leevil @ September 17 2009, 7:18 PM BSTliving next door to a nursery,
Pot plants?
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 17 2009, 7:21 PM BSTPot plants?
Most likely.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 17 2009, 3:01 PM BSTI think she wrote an article about not being able to have children because of her eating disorder, although all said and done she was glad she chose her weight over having a baby.
Well, I would rather someone not have a baby if they are not into it. If she knows she'd be a bad parent, good for her for abstaining. It's not like there's a shortage of humans. Too many people have kids because that's expected and they don't even want them when they have them 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 17 2009, 5:39 PM BSTNeighbours are having sex again. They're still trying for another baby. Trying really hard from the sound of it. Blech!
From her perspective you're the "prude." 
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ September 17 2009, 11:05 PM BSTWell, I would rather someone not have a baby if they are not into it. If she knows she'd be a bad parent, good for her for abstaining. It's not like there's a shortage of humans. Too many people have kids because that's expected and they don't even want them when they have them
From her perspective you're the "prude."
No, I just don't like watching my pots and pans rattle on the wall and hearing my skanky neighbour lady screaming, "F**k me harder! That;s the spot, that's the spot. Flip me over!"
Try explaining that to the kids. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 17 2009, 11:34 PM BSTNo, I just don't like watching my pots and pans rattle on the wall and hearing my skanky neighbour lady screaming, "F**k me harder! That;s the spot, that's the spot. Flip me over!"
Try explaining that to the kids.
Just tell them he's beating her.
Quote: Gavin @ September 17 2009, 11:46 PM BSTJust tell them he's beating her.
He actually looks the type.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 17 2009, 11:47 PM BST
He actually looks the type.
Has tattoos?
He looks kinda like a young Robert Goulet, complete with ridiculously black hair, massive mustache, aviator sunglasses, and a tattoo of a naked woman. He recently cut off his mullet, which is a shame.
Quote: Gavin @ September 17 2009, 11:47 PM BSTHas tattoos?
Oi!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 17 2009, 11:34 PM BSTNo, I just don't like watching my pots and pans rattle on the wall and hearing my skanky neighbour lady screaming, "F**k me harder! That;s the spot, that's the spot. Flip me over!"
Try explaining that to the kids.
I thought you lived in a house? I don't see how the sound is traveling like that. Anyhow, you need to put on some music to cover it. The William Tell Overture should do it. 
That's really not the sort of thing that bothers kids that much. As long as they are getting love and attention, they'll be fine.
Flight of the Valkyries might get more comedy value out of the situation.
Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ September 17 2009, 11:57 PM BSTI thought you lived in a house? I don't see how the sound is traveling like that. Anyhow, you need to put on some music to cover it. The William Tell Overture should do it.
That's really not the sort of thing that bothers kids that much. As long as they are getting love and attention, they'll be fine.
I live in a townhouse with rather thin walls. They tend to do it in their downstairs bathroom which shares a wall with my kitchen. Chrissy always has the windows open as she is a very heavy smoker and she's a screamer. He's a moaner.
When Chrissy was telling me they were trying for another baby, she had a beer in her hand.
That said, my oldest is 12 and he is in the throes of puberty. He understands everything, unfortunately. My little guys don't care. They just say "Chrissy's yelling again..." 
She had a bee in her hand?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 18 2009, 12:01 AM BSTFlight of the Valkyries might get more comedy value out of the situation.
A CD of haunted house sound effects?