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Quote: Gavin @ September 17 2009, 12:34 PM BST

Isn't that called grooming?

Only if she delivers it naked.

Quote: Gavin @ September 17 2009, 12:34 PM BST

Isn't that called grooming?

:)

Although she is 27 and married.

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ September 17 2009, 11:55 AM BST

Did she have kids? Because that's really awful. The adults have the option of leaving. The children don't. They have to come home to a hellhole. They have to be ashamed to invite friends over because of the petty fighting and bad atmosphere. It's a game some couples like to play, but it's selfish when there's children. The kids grow up emotionally scarred and blocked off. I've known several people like this. :(

I think she wrote an article about not being able to have children because of her eating disorder, although all said and done she was glad she chose her weight over having a baby. Rolling eyes

Just read about Liz Jones...she sounds horrible!

Robyn is upset. She was meant to see Elliot this evening but she's all sickied up.:(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 17 2009, 4:38 PM BST

Robyn is upset. She was meant to see Elliot this evening but she's all sickied up.:(

Ah, young love. One day you'll be preying for sickness if it means getting out of seeing someone. :)

(Although in reality it's a :( )

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 17 2009, 12:14 PM BST

Rolling eyes

I made you a tea, it's not my fault you are too lazy to get the train down here to collect it.

Humph! Well you didn't have the courtesy to tell me it had brewed! Angry Don't bother me with your tea-making promises anymore. Unimpressed ;)

Sorry, I'm used to making you tea in the mornings....

Here, you can join me now....

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Neighbours are having sex again. They're still trying for another baby. Trying really hard from the sound of it. Blech!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 17 2009, 5:33 PM BST

Sorry, I'm used to making you tea in the mornings....

Here, you can join me now....

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:) :) :) :) :) :)

Nom, nom, nom, thanks Roo. Nom!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 17 2009, 5:39 PM BST

Neighbours are having sex again. They're still trying for another baby. Trying really hard from the sound of it. Blech!

Neighbours are listening to us having sex again. We're still trying for another baby.

Listening to the neighbours having sex and having sex with myself. I'm very optimistically trying for another baby.

Tried to have sex with myself and failed, yet again, to get it up.

The neighbours couldn't hear any of it, thankfully!

I tried to have sex with my neigbours. living next door to a nursery, that didn't go down to well...

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