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Things that piss you off Page 509

Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2009, 3:17 PM BST

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Teary

Men. You are all peeing me off today. *Lobs Doc Martins at faces*

Hug

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 15 2009, 11:29 PM BST

Men. You are all peeing me off today. *Lobs Doc Martins at faces*

Why's that then?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 15 2009, 11:29 PM BST

*Lobs Doc Martins at faces*

Doc Martens are great. Still on the subject of feet, I am pissed off by expensive socks that last only a month or two and then holes start to appear. Sizes 11-14 socks often just aren't wide enough, long enough or thick enough.

I've just had enough of some guys treating me like an idiot. I know and can be ditzy but I'm not stupid. I hate it when a guy thinks he knows better than me and talks over me and tells me what I like is clearly wrong and tries to decide things for me and talks to me like I am Elmo from Seasame Street.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 15 2009, 11:39 PM BST

Doc Martens are great. Still on the subject of feet, I am pissed off by expensive socks that last only a month or two and then holes start to appear. Sizes 11-14 socks often just aren't wide enough, long enough or thick enough.

I think it's a big foot issue. I have size 8-8 1/2 and I can get through socks too. Unimpressed

Did you squirt mustard and/or ketchup in his face?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 15 2009, 11:44 PM BST

I've just had enough of some guys treating me like an idiot. I know and can be ditzy but I'm not stupid. I hate it when a guy thinks he knows better than me and talks ....

Yes yes dear simmer down. Who'd like to hear a story about a bridge?

Should have done. It's not just one though, I get it a lot. :(

Quote: Gavin @ September 15 2009, 11:45 PM BST

Yes yes dear simmer down. Who'd like to hear a story about a bridge?

Wallop

Did you squirt vinegar on his sleeve?

Men have been known to turn when that happens...

I hear that some guys fizz and melt when you pour salt on them....

Quote: zooo @ September 15 2009, 11:49 PM BST

Did you squirt vinegar on his sleeve?

Men have been known to turn when that happens...

Unimpressed Cheeky cow.

Har.

*awkward* Whistling nnocently

He'll probably never take me to a chip shop again. :(

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