Reaching A Century

Nope, this thread isn't about Chappers or oldrocker.

I've noticed that in all thr time I've been here, if you add up the number of guests and the number of members online (at any one time) it has never reached 100+.

It's been close but never quite there.

So what can might we do to attract those last few people online? What would cause a surge in attraction to the BCG?

Perhaps Chip could threaten to reveal his real name? Or Ellie promise to show us a picture of her boobies? Maybe Roo could promise everyone online a sprinkle-covered fairy cake? Leevil or Lee could mock-up a dodgy "exclusive" photo of James Corden fellating a goat in a Lily Allen mask?

Aaron might even stop blocking IP addresses in France to give us that final push?

What's your suggestion for how we can break the 100-people-online barrier?

(The only one that's not allowed is for everyone to post on-topic for a day, obviously).

How bored are you!?

It's probably even less people online; doesn't the system say people are are online, when they might actually be (or were and aren't any longer), unless you sign out?

I could open not login on several computers at work, increasing the number of guests. Would that work?

I could also let Don out of the cellar.

I could get the courts to lift the 10 year ban on Jake How touching a computer.

Roo uploading those photos might do the trick.

When I get my first class I could make it an easy mark by signing up to these forums...and watching at least 1 episode of Blackadder you know...for history class.

Quote: Timbo @ September 15 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Roo uploading those photos might do the trick.

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We could all go over to Chortle and challenge them to a fight, on home turf.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 15 2009, 4:58 PM BST

We could all go over to Chortle and challenge them to a fight, on home turf.

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There's not many of them now. Some of them were okay. Honest.

Then we can take them easily, even better.

DVD giveaways?

Random hardcore images every 100 posts?

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 15 2009, 5:00 PM BST

Random hardcore images every 100 posts?

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Dirrty.

Tell me Tim, what do you see?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 15 2009, 4:36 PM BST

dodgy "exclusive" photo of James Corden fellating a goat in a Lily Allen mask?

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Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2009, 5:42 PM BST

Tell me Tim, what do you see?

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I see...

Might I boldly suggest we don't go off topic!

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 15 2009, 5:47 PM BST

I see...

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Quote: bigfella @ September 15 2009, 5:49 PM BST

Might I boldly suggest we don't go off topic!

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May I point out the irony?

*points*