Quote: EllieJP @ September 15 2009, 12:03 PM BSTWhat???
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Off to the hospital. My daughter's already complaining about how hungry she is and her surgery isn't for another 4 1/2 hours. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 15 2009, 1:46 PM BSTOff to the hospital. My daughter's already complaining about how hungry she is and her surgery isn't for another 4 1/2 hours.
Oh dear. Good luck.
I've been to the hairdresser's for my annual trim, which is a strange experience of boredom and fear. The hairdresser put lots of curls in my hair and now I do look like a dolly.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 15 2009, 1:48 PM BSTI've been to the hairdresser's for my annual trim, which is a strange experience of boredom and fear. The hairdresser put lots of curls in my hair and now I do look like a dolly.
Wow - one hair cut a year.
You couldn't give my wife a training course could you?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 15 2009, 1:48 PM BSTOh dear. Good luck.
I've been to the hairdresser's for my annual trim, which is a strange experience of boredom and fear. The hairdresser put lots of curls in my hair and now I do look like a dolly.
Thanks, she getting nervous, poor thing. 
My hair started growing back after chemo in August 2008 and I still haven't built up the nerve to get it cut. I really worked hard for this hair and I hate to see any of it go. Now I understand how balding men feel. 
Quote: bigfella @ September 15 2009, 1:50 PM BSTWow - one hair cut a year.
You couldn't give my wife a training course could you?
But I go to a very expensive one! (I didn't have a hisrcut for the first 35 years of my life 
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Roo was called an adorable pixie and patted on the head. Dunno if I should be flattered or insulted.
There's only one adorable pixie, and that's Kim Deal. And now Ruby Mae. FIIIIGHT!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 15 2009, 2:23 PM BSTRoo was called an adorable pixie and patted on the head. Dunno if I should be flattered or insulted.
It's only patronising if it was done by a small child. 
Quote: Balf @ September 15 2009, 4:21 PM BSTThere's only one adorable pixie, and that's Kim Deal.
I love her and even got to chat with her and drink a beer one night in Camber Sands, but she's not all that adorable. She tells a story about the time she met Chrissie Hynde and the Pretender didn't believe she was a woman until she reached out and grabbed a handful of breast.
I'm knackard.
But lost 16 inches off my waist!
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:32 AM BSTYou've hung about this forum too much! The perverts are rubbing off on you!
But I thought you said...
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:32 AM BSTMy hand rubbed her thigh at one point.
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Quote: bigfella @ September 15 2009, 7:29 PM BSTI'm knackard.
But lost 16 inches off my waist!
What, in one visit gym?...Bloody hell Mediumfella!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 14 2009, 8:45 PM BSTOoo, I've never had a pet chinchilla. Don't they go a bit mad if under-stimulated?
Much like Ellie...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 14 2009, 8:53 PM BST
And me. Always annoyed me that Jerry won. *shakes fist*
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 10:24 PM BSTAh, she'll be fine. I've anaesthetised hundreds of kids her age...
Did any of them come round?
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 14 2009, 10:45 PM BSTComes orally, or suppository form.
What about a cream?
Quote: Aaron @ September 15 2009, 8:25 PM BSTWhat about a cream?
Also available, yes. Just rub into affected area.