100 greatest BCG moments. Page 19

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 14 2009, 9:51 PM BST

In 2010, after literally ten thousand years of Internet flirting, Chipolata and EllieJP finally got it together in a Travel Inn near Junction 3 of the M4.

Not knowing what to expect, Ellie brought her 'suitcase of love', filled with a variety of exotic implements and imaginative costumes and prepared herself for the sexual adventure that lay ahead. Imagine her disappointment when Chip said that all he wanted to do was snuggle and talk about his feelings. The last straw came when Chip broke down in tears and said that he was never his Mother's favourite and would Ellie sing him a lullaby?

As she packed her case and prepared to leave, Chip begged her not to reveal his moment of weakness on the BCG forum. She kept her word up to a point but did reveal all to Aaron, zooo and Paul W.

From then on, whenever Chip made one of his rude comments, he was met with cryptically sarcastic messages from the Forum Mods and lots of 'wink' emoticons. It crushed his spirit and he eventually stopped posting on the BCG.

It wasn't all bad news for Chip though, in 2012 he finally came out and married Endemol supremo Peter Bazzalgette. They were last seen on a massive yacht cruising the Greek Isles and were reported to be 'very happy'.

Ellie on the other hand was arrested for running a comedy brothel at the Edinburgh Festival in 2013 called 'Fringe Benefits'. In her defence, she blamed her abusive marriage to Don Rushmore and was given a suspended sentence.

Ellie now lives in a small cottage in Durham with 15 cats and is reported to be 'very insane'. Ruby Mae drops in from time to time to check on her and take the cat turds out of her hair, but she's a shadow of her former smiling, ballon cock wearing self.

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Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Wait till I see you Saturday night. I'm going to boob hug you.

Quote: Tuumble @ September 15 2009, 12:56 AM BST

Tim magazine - a ripping (if messy) read for all of us...

Ooo, is this one for my Worst idea for a magazine thread?

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Quote: EllieJP @ September 15 2009, 9:16 AM BST

Wait till I see you Saturday night. I'm going to boob hug you.

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You leave my boobs alone.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 15 2009, 12:32 PM BST

You leave my boobs alone.

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It's an awesome hug RC...

Quote: Paul W @ September 15 2009, 12:33 PM BST

It's an awesome hug RC...

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Then I can't wait.

Though I'm a bit worried about the balloon cock. (I've been taking my pills so hopefully, it shouldn't 'come up').

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 15 2009, 12:38 PM BST

Then I can't wait.

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It is rather good!

Oh I remember the day well.
We'd just been having a lovely time bullying James Cotter on the Back to class thread, this was long before it had gone platinum.

I clicked onto the Cottercasts, thinking I'd just have a giggle but I was wrong.

First the Blue skys & the music which was both inspiring a threatening.
And then JC himself.

He had me at "Hello I'm James Cotter, welcome to the Cottercast."
But when he said that he had 139 videos on YouTube, soon be more!
Well there was no turning back, I became one of the Cotter Castaways.

If it wasn't for the Jedi, we'd be the worlds biggest religion right now.

*watches first two* I like the faces he pulls whilst talking. Unintentional I'd imagine, but spellbinding.

I'm sure he could crowbar a couple more "Cottercasts" in there though.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 14 2009, 9:20 PM BST

Oh I remember the day well.
We'd just been having a lovely time bullying James Cotter on the Back to Class thread, this was long before it had gone platinum.

I clicked onto the Cottercasts, thinking I'd just have a giggle but I was wrong.

First the blue skys & the music which was both inspiring a threatening.
And then JC himself.

He had me at "Hello I'm James Cotter, welcome to the Cottercast."
But when he said that he had 139 videos on YouTube, soon be more!
Well there was no turning back, I became one of the Cotter Castaways.

If it wasn't for the Jedi, we'd be the worlds biggest religion right now.

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CotterCastaways I might use that as the title for my fan website. Thanks

Quote: James Cotter @ October 15 2009, 12:27 PM BST

CotterCastaways I might use that as the title for my fan website. Thanks

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Maybe you could get Costcutters to sponsor it?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 15 2009, 12:38 PM BST

Maybe you could get Costcutters to sponsor it?

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It's an idea and I won't rule it out.

But the rise of the Cotter was the least of our worries.
Basically because he's a very nice chap, and I won't hear a word said against him.

It was late 2009 maybe 2010 when the Cocktail era started, I don't mean that we were drinking lot's of cocktails (although we were, the meetups really started to go upmarket)
Yup a young girl called Suzie came into our lives & we never really thought too much of it at first.
But once we discovered who he really was, well then it all started going crazy.
I don't need to tell you the rest, but no'one was feeling very Cutie Putie after that.

Oh yes we all remember when they changed the Skitcomp rules.
By using a simple mixture of Tennis rankings, the Duckworth Lewis method & Numberwang they managed to create something that was not only simpler but also far more complicated than anyone could have ever imagined.
I remember it because it was just after the site had gone through the first of the Seven Deadly revamps. Everything was crazy back then!
People were online when they were offline, old threads started appearing, Ellie had a moustache.
It's not like Nowadays with Aaron Junior at the helm.
Our supreme leader would never allow such chaos.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 24 2010, 10:04 PM GMT

Our supreme leader would never allow such chaos.

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Unless it was occurring in France.

To begin with we just thought of them as a clique. It was only later they became a junta.