I read this thread just seconds ago and have blindly lept to the end not knowing what has been said in reply to say ... pass them around, pass them around!
NOOOOOO! HELP ME!!!! Page 7
Quote: Aaron @ September 14 2009, 9:12 PM BSTI think Ruby's worried because she's seen her friend has a massive cock, and now she wants it.
Yes. That is the conclusion that I have come to.
Then perhaps she should take some naked pictures of herself and put them on the data key and give it back to her friend.
I mean, it's only fair.
I think the best part of finding my mom's friend's "pictures" is that I kept running into her all over town and she knew that I'd found them. Sat behind her at church, sat next to her at open house for school (her son and I are the same age), and here's the kicker. I was seated straight across from her at jury selection and sat there for 8 hours with nothing for her to look at but me. And she couldn't move...assigned seats. The pictures were like the ones from sex manuals with creative positions to spice things up. I would've thought that being with at least a dozen different guys would have done the trick. Who knew???
Again, without looking at any replies to this thread, I bet not one of them has been all that helpful!
You mean to say there's more than two positions? (Eyes open and eyes closed.)
Quote: Aaron @ September 14 2009, 9:12 PM BSTI think Ruby's worried because she's seen her friend has a massive cock, and now she wants it.
As much as I love the guy.............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yep, there was, of course, the wheelbarrow, followed by bent over the breakfast nook table (I ate Pop Tarts there once, eew!), and something that looked like it belonged on a David Attenborough special, to name a few...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 14 2009, 10:06 PM BSTsomething that looked like it belonged on a David Attenborough special
A smackable twat?
A bit of nooky never hurt anyone.
Sounds like you weren't the only one eating tart.
Quote: Aaron @ September 14 2009, 10:09 PM BSTA smackable twat?
Quote: Aaron @ September 14 2009, 10:09 PM BSTA smackable twat?
If you are smacking it, you are doing it wrong!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 10:13 PM BSTIf you are smacking it, you are doing it wrong!
Depends what with. 
I'll smack you in a minute! *Shakes fist*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 10:16 PM BSTI'll smack you in a minute! *Shakes fist*
Now you're getting the idea. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:41 PM BSTI am on the phone to Danny. He has wet himself and is in pieces! I need a cup of tea.
After being the one who put photoshop on her laptop, the comment that got me was 'I thought you'd left me a present.'
The photo's aren't of me... I save them ones for Nil
TUT!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 14 2009, 10:17 PM BSTAfter being the one who put photoshop on her laptop, the comment that got me was 'I thought you'd left me a present.'
The photo's aren't of me... I save them ones for Nil
There was a brief moment as something popped up of "Awww Danny has left me something funny!".....