Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 6:00 PM BSTI'm having a little wank just thinking about Roo looking at dirty sex photos! (Not really, of course. But it's tempting.)
The thought of your thinking about it is just getting me going.
NOOOOOO! HELP ME!!!! Page 5
The thought of you thinking about me thinking about it has strangely put me off having one. 
You want something a bit more hardcore?
*puts on some Barry White and turns down the lights*
Leevil, you are certain this kind of man-on-man action is what gets the girlies going, aren't you? 
("Off-topic"? Bah, I bet you don't get this on Chortle!)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:14 PM BSTI TRIED RIGHT CLICKING!!! It only cruelly offered to flip and rotate!
Woh...I just finished choking after trying to read this post and drink water.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:14 PM BSTI TRIED RIGHT CLICKING!!! It only cruelly offered to flip and rotate!
Surely that should be "Flip Reverse"? (Oh yes kids, I know's me Blazin' Squad.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 6:07 PM BSTLeevil, you are certain this kind of man-on-man action is what gets the girlies going, aren't you?
("Off-topic"? Bah, I bet you don't get this on Chortle!)
I'm trying to steal zooo from under Aaron's nose.
Surely that should be from above Aaron's nose? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 6:19 PM BSTSurely that should be "Flip Reverse"? (Oh yes kids, I know's me Blazin' Squad.)
Are they firemen?
This reminds me of when we were helping my mom's best friend move and we found stacks of dirty photos of her and many different guys under a ridiculously loose floorboard. I still get the odd random full body shiver from time to time. Funny thing is, they split up because of his cheating. The wheelbarrow ones were by far the best, if my memory serves.
That dirty whore.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 14 2009, 6:28 PM BSTThis reminds me of when we were helping my mom's best friend move and we found stacks of dirty photos of her and many different guys under a ridiculously loose floorboard.
Yikes. At least it wasn't your mother!
Quote: Aaron @ September 14 2009, 6:30 PM BSTThat dirty whore.
Oh she was. She once told me that the best way to put on really tight pants is to put them on while backed against a wall (?) or when they are wet (?WTF?)...not the best advice for a 12 year old girl.