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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 4:51 PM BST

Something awful has happened and I need help after you are all done laughing.

This week I was given a new laptop and I have the task of transfering stuff from my old one to this new one. Anyway, I have a data key that used to belong to my flatmate and he had about three so he gave it to me and I have had it a while.

This new laptop has a program on it I've never had before called photoshop and I always assumed the datakey was empty because it's blank when I look at the thing on "my computer". I asked Danny about transfering earlier on msn and he said to use the data key to do it. So I load a load of stuff onto the key, plug it into the new laptop and the photoshop automatically opened a window and to my horror there are naked pictures of my flatmate and his ex all over my screen! REALLY NAKED PICTURES!!!! I tried to delete them but I couldn't figure out how! I can't ask the flatmate, can't ask anyone who knows us, and Danny is in the car not answering his phone! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

PS I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PM the pics and I'll see what I can do. Whistling nnocently

Oh that is your solution to everything!

I have chest pains!!!

I'm sure if you're browsing the files in Photoshop you can right click and delete them. :)

I would just erase the key, erase the stuff on your laptop, say nothing. And as the weeks pass by the memories will fade. Failing that, hypnotherapy is relatively cheap these days.

Console

I TRIED RIGHT CLICKING!!! It only cruelly offered to flip and rotate!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:14 PM BST

I TRIED RIGHT CLICKING!!! It only cruelly offered to flip and rotate!

I have Photoshop here, I'll have a look.

Close Photoshop and just go into Windows Explorer. Find the the files and delete them by hand.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 5:14 PM BST

I would just erase the key, erase the stuff on your laptop, say nothing. And as the weeks pass by the memories will fade. Failing that, hypnotherapy is relatively cheap these days.

Console

It's not on the laptop THANKGOD! Although somehow I know the next time I do a talk with powerpoint, they will appear during a discussion of sexuality in theatre..... >_<

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:14 PM BST

I TRIED RIGHT CLICKING!!! It only cruelly offered to flip and rotate!

Laughing out loud

The key is going in the bin. It's the only way I can clean my soul.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 14 2009, 5:15 PM BST

I have Photoshop here, I'll have a look.

No, it's Paint Shop Pro (old skool).

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:17 PM BST

The key is going in the bin. It's the only way I can clean my soul.

Don't do that, just format it.

Out of curiosity, how big is his cock, Roo? :P

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 5:18 PM BST

Out of interest, how big was his cock? :P

Laughing out loud

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 14 2009, 5:18 PM BST

No, it's Paint Shop Pro (old skool).

Don't do that, just format it.

I can't keep that key NOW!

It may be that they're sounding you out for a threesome. Testing the waters. *sniggers*

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