NOOOOOO! HELP ME!!!!

Something awful has happened and I need help after you are all done laughing.

This week I was given a new laptop and I have the task of transfering stuff from my old one to this new one. Anyway, I have a data key that used to belong to my flatmate and he had about three so he gave it to me and I have had it a while.

This new laptop has a program on it I've never had before called photoshop and I always assumed the datakey was empty because it's blank when I look at the thing on "my computer". I asked Danny about transfering earlier on msn and he said to use the data key to do it. So I load a load of stuff onto the key, plug it into the new laptop and the photoshop automatically opened a window and to my horror there are naked pictures of my flatmate and his ex all over my screen! REALLY NAKED PICTURES!!!! I tried to delete them but I couldn't figure out how! I can't ask the flatmate, can't ask anyone who knows us, and Danny is in the car not answering his phone! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

PS I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why delete them?

One word springs to mind.

Blackmail.

Isn't there a close picture option or something? Its been a while since I used photoshop. Take out the data key as well.

I did but I want to delete them off the key because everytime I plug it in, they appear!

Haha! Your flatmate is either really careless, a real exhibitionist or flirting with you!

I'm certainly not a computer expert but can you not go into the Data Key (Memory Stick?) via MyComputer and delete the Photoshop files?

Oh God I've seen one of my best friends in a way you shouldn't see them!!!

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Sorry, no idea what to do!

Hahaahaaaaaaaaaa

[quote name="JuliaC" post="496382" date="September 14 2009, 4:55 PM BST
I'm certainly not a computer expert but can you not go into the Data Key (Memory Stick?) via MyComputer and delete the Photoshop files?[/quote]
Sounds good idea!

Is he as you "expected" Ruby?

They won't show on my computer to delete them. OH GOD!!!!

Quote: bigfella @ September 14 2009, 4:58 PM BST

Sounds good idea!

Is he as you "expected" Ruby?

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It's not funny you gits

Yeah we can't possibly figure out how to help you unless we've seen the pics...

Okay Calm - and breathe.

1. Do they go when you close picture file and remove the key?

Quote: zooo @ September 14 2009, 4:59 PM BST

Yeah we can't possibly figure out how to help you unless we've seen the pics...

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That is it, I'll just buy a new one and put that one in the bin. It's not on the actual puter itself, just the key drivey thing. If I bury it at the bottom of the bin, no one will know!!!

Quote: bigfella @ September 14 2009, 5:01 PM BST

Okay Calm - and breathe.

1. Do they go when you close picture file and remove the key?

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Yes.

A chunk of me is crying and a bigger chunk of me is pissing myself laughing.

Quote: zooo @ September 14 2009, 4:59 PM BST

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I can't. They are REALLY REALLY BAD!!!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 5:04 PM BST

That is it, I'll just buy a new one and put that one in the bin. It's not on the actual puter itself, just the key drivey thing. If I bury it at the bottom of the bin, no one will know!!!

Yes.

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The above was going to be my suggestion!

So one word answer required here!

Bigger or Smaller than you thought...and don't say you've never thought!

If it was an acrimonious split perhaps the old girlfriend would know what to do with the pics. Maybe send her the key?

She was actually a mega bitch. She hated me so if I send her the key, she won't thank me for it!

I won't be able to look her in the face. Or him! I'll just have to look at the floor!

Danny is soooooooooo gonna wet himself at me.

This is sooo much much much much worse than the time facebook had a tech glinch and replace my Christmas puppy clip I sent everyone with a clip of someone squeezing a boil.