Has Robyn not heard of e-mail?
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E-mail? What doth this doerth?
I've been woken up by the f**king builder upstairs at 7:15am!! I am not at all happy. I've been to complain, for the good it'll do.
Update: Nil is feeling much happier after speaking to the builder again and finding out that the loft conversion upstairs is not going ahead. 
Hopefully this means the woman will f**k off.
Chip's just had his hair cut. The hairdresser didn't speak to him or try to make small talk in any way. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:10 AM BSTThe hairdresser didn't speak to him or try to make small talk in any way.
Did she rub her boobs on you? That's the only thing I miss now that I cut my own hair.
Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2009, 10:21 AM BSTDid she rub her boobs on you? That's the only thing I miss now that I cut my own hair.
Now then....I've always thought there would be money to be made by opening a topless hairdressing joint!
Most likely a health and safety nightmare though - all those sissors about.
Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2009, 10:21 AM BSTDid she rub her boobs on you?
My hand rubbed her thigh at one point. 
Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2009, 10:21 AM BSTI cut my own hair.
Even Ross Perot had somebody else do it! (Is he still going? On entertainment value alone, he'd have been a great president)
Quote: bigfella @ September 14 2009, 10:24 AM BSTNow then....I've always thought there would be money to be made by opening a topless hairdressing joint!
You've hung about this forum too much! The perverts are rubbing off on you!
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:10 AM BSTChip's just had his hair cut. The hairdresser didn't speak to him or try to make small talk in any way.
Awesome. She sounds like a keeper.
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:32 AM BSTEven Ross Perot had somebody else do it! (Is he still going? On entertainment value alone, he'd have been a great president)
Dead for a while, I think.
EDIT: Oops, no he isn't. He's 79 and still chugging along.
I always liked the fact that his name sounded like Prospero (as in the books). It tickled me strangely.
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:10 AM BSTChip's just had his hair cut. The hairdresser didn't speak to him or try to make small talk in any way.
Bonus! Though if a prostitute had the same attitude it would be rather unsettling. Life's weird like that. (Some observational comedy for you there, Mr McIntyre.)
Quote: chipolata @ September 14 2009, 10:32 AM BSTYou've hung about this forum too much! The perverts are rubbing off on you!
Chance would be a fine thing!
Ellie is wondering where the weekend want.
Ellie is also very very busy as she is planning the biggest party she's ever planned for work.
Well, hey everybody. Today is my 7th wedding anniversary, so I have to go spend the entire day opening anniversary cards and presents for a marriage that has ended in every way except legally, in my opinion. We're being sent out to a fancy meal tonight and will most likely not speak to each other, except to talk about our kids. Not at all a fun day. 
Then tomorrow my daughter Aynsley has major arm surgery to fix her cracked up elbow. 
September blows goats!!
Awww Andrea... hope it goes okay. Why don't you be extra chirpy and happy and see what happens? Just completely force it. When I'm really not in the mood, that's what I do. It perks up the people around me and myself and I end up having a good time. Try talking about something he wouldn't expect.
We've been living as roommates for a while now, so the conversation will probably be about the hospital trip tomorrow. I could talk about sex, that would really throw him for a loop, teehee. Thanks Ellie.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 14 2009, 3:16 PM BST
Thanks Nil. Virtual snuggle right back at ya.