British Comedy Guide
Please donate to help support British comedy at all levels. Thank you. Find out more

Who do you fancy? Page 450

Rather peculiar expression on her face there. Like she's in the middle of a really satisfying fart.

Her eyes are a bit wonky, and she's looks like a messy eater. Probably due to the lack of decent depth perception.

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2009, 3:58 PM BST

Rather peculiar expression on her face there. Like she's in the middle of a really satisfying fart.

Laughing out loud

'This is a nice jacuzzi you have.'

'A jac what?'

'Hmm, I must be going now.'

Quote: Leevil @ September 13 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Probably due to the lack of decent depth perception.

:D

Quote: Leevil @ September 13 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Her eyes are a bit wonky, and she's looks like a messy eater. Probably due to the lack of decent depth perception.

Laughing out loud

I think she's probably quite a prude in real life. :)

I don't suppose it matters when you look like that tho:-)

I'm currently stuck between vampires and werewolves.

Quote: Jude @ September 13 2009, 4:49 PM BST

I don't suppose it matters when you look like that tho:-)

Heh, no, I'm sure she has no shortage of prude-curers. :)

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2009, 4:55 PM BST

Heh, no, I'm sure she has no shortage of prude-curers. :)

They must queue up. There must be a whole mass of them somewhere:)

The poor buggers, I think she's one of them marrieds.

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2009, 5:17 PM BST

The poor buggers, I think she's one of them marrieds.

Like that's gonna stop the perv-meisters. She's got a wedding ring, not a forcefield. Plus she works in showbiz and Mother says everyone on the telly is a whore. So it must be true.

Think of the children!

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2009, 6:31 PM BST

Think of the children!

I try not to. Puts me off my stroke.

Isobel. She's just arrived looking French and gorgeous. Lovey

There's a sexy young lady in the office. She's about six feet tall and she's wearing a rather saucy schoolgirl type dress that stops mid thigh. How am I meant to concentrate? :$

Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2009, 2:41 PM BST

There's a sexy young lady in the office. She's about six feet tall and she's wearing a rather saucy schoolgirl type dress that stops mid thigh. How am I meant to concentrate? :$

Is she a school girl?

Share this page