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Worst idea for a magazine

Having just seen this on an old episode of Have I Got News For You, how about we submit equally bizarre niche magazine titles.

THE VELOLOGIST is a fascinating monthly A5 magazine that focuses exclusively on expired tax disc collecting – known as 'velology'.

http://www.velology.com/index.shtml

With what are said tax discs associated?

Cars.

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2009, 2:52 AM BST

Cars.

Ah. So you keep the same plate forever and just affix a new tax disc each year? We tend to receive new plates (and numbers) every 5 or 6 years when the state changes the design. Most states issue a sticker that affixes to the plate or windshield and would hardly be seen as collectible. But there are a lot of people who collect plates.

I was issued one of the new plates when I bought a new car in July. They look like this:

Image

Just 17 inches.

Magazine for people suffering Primordial Dwarfism, a bit patronising.

FHHem.

Birds, booze and needle work!

Pun Hun

The magazine showcasing some of the greatest comedians of the third reich.

Sleet.

Katie Price, Brangelina and all your favourite z list celebs getting pelted by horrid rain/snow hybrid.

GPooh

For the succesful, suave gentleman who likes a dump.

Arse crack.

For the building industry

High Viz

Adult comic for road workers and the emergency services.

Hairy Claire.

Sophisticated women's fashion magazine with out the Brzailians.

Bedsit.

Credit crunch version of Penthouse.

The People's Fiend

For mentally ill grannies, includes a recipe on making shortbread flavoured crystal meth.

Vague

A magazine that may be about fashion but I'm not sure.

Bearded Men weekly

-Features include Bearded men pictures, articles on how to grow a good beard and in the back pages hot line numbers to call bearded women, also pictures of sexy bearded women.

Murder Mag

-Features the best Murders of the week and interviews from the prisons of your favourite serial killers. Also weekly collectable action figures of all the best murderer's from past and present.

Rape Me Weekly

-The best spots to pick off stragglers, woodlands near parks and woodlands near nightlife.
Features, best rape of the week.

Note: Readers who subscribe to Bearded Men Weekly also get half price subscription to Rape me weekly.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2009, 8:55 AM BST

Just 17 inches.

Magazine for people suffering Primordial Dwarfism, a bit patronising.

FHHem.

Birds, booze and needle work!

Just 17 Inches

:D

Radio Times

Quote: Scottidog @ September 13 2009, 12:04 PM BST

Just 17 Inches

:D

Why do I suspect your take on this is diferent to mine?

The Daily Whale.

Popular with racist cetaceans living in the Home Counties.

The People's End.

Cheery magazine for old folk about genocide. This week Jim Jung Il's recipe for shortbread.

HELLLLOOOOOO!!!!
For the hard-of-hearing.

ALRIGHT!
Not-so-glossy shots of average-people's houses / or magazine for nagged teenagers

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