Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 11 2009, 3:00 AM BSTIf someone were to give me £80,000 for a couple of hours in a voice over studio, I'd advertise nerve gas, land mines and Michael McIntyre's Christmas DVD.
How about Mein Kampf and black slavery?
Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 5:11 PM BSTHow about Mein Kampf and black slavery?
Aaron's become an agent now? 
Quote: Nogget @ September 11 2009, 8:03 AM BSTI think Fry is ill-advised to do the Direct Line ads, because clearly it's a turn-off for some people, as evident from the responses here, and it's no surprise really, since he builds a lot of his 'act' on being impeccably discerning, and dismissive of the low-brow, all of which is devalued by this sort of thing.
Yes, that's a fair analysis.
Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 5:11 PM BSTHow about Mein Kampf and black slavery?
Give me enough money and I'll wrap the two together and write a Wayan's Brothers spoof of Schindler's List.
Another Holocaust Movie...?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 12 2009, 5:49 PM BSTAnother Holocaust Movie...?
I was going to go with 'Schindler's List 2: The New Batch', but 'Another Holocaust Movie' also works.
'Day-am! Hitler can bust some sick moves y'all!'
Well I'm sure when Stephen Fry reads this thread, to print out and keep amongst his other press cuttings, he'll be pleased to see it turns into jokes about the holocaust. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 12 2009, 6:00 PM BSTWell I'm sure when Stephen Fry reads this thread, to print out and keep amongst his other press cuttings, he'll be pleased to see it turns into jokes about the holocaust.
Or it becomes Black Adder 5. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 12 2009, 6:00 PM BSTWell I'm sure when Stephen Fry reads this thread, to print out and keep amongst his other press cuttings, he'll be pleased to see it turns into jokes about the holocaust.
These Jews can be so thin-skinned. No wonder the Nazis... [REST OF THIS JOKE OMITTED DUE TO BASIC HUMAN DECENCY]...!
*waits for Carpark to finish it*
I wrote the punchline (I think) and I'm pretty disgusted with myself.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 12 2009, 6:19 PM BSTI wrote the punchline (I think) and I'm pretty disgusted with myself.
I hope it didn't have anything to do with lamp shades you sicko.
Nope. I'm half-Jewish remember...
What a load of old f**king shit that article is. Typical vinegar-soaked British hack trying to knock a big star down a peg for no other reason than he's a big star.
Is he a great comic actor? Yes. Is he more intelligent and erudite than most of the population? Yes, he is. Is he funny? Of course. Is he a genuinely nice guy? I've never known anybody who's met him to have a bad word to say about him. Does he Twitter too much? Probably. But if you don't like it, then unsubscribe.
I'll tell you what I think of Stephen Fry. I think they should haul that miserable bitch Elizabeth Windsor's wrinkly old arse out of her throne and stick Stephen in it. He's posh enough to pull it off and at least he f**king smiles occasionally.
Don't hold back, Lee... 
