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Who do you prefer? Page 4

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 12 2009, 3:58 PM BST

Pepsi or Shirley?

Andrew: So come on George, which one do you want? Pepsi or Shirley?

George: I'm not really fussed to be honest. Have you seen my Club Tropicana speedo briefs anywhere?

Ah, 'Club Tropicana', possibly the greatest song ever written as a tribute to the concept of "all-inclusive" hotels...

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 12 2009, 3:35 PM BST

Why do people call it Fat Coke? Or Fat Pepsi? It doesn't have any fat in it! Sugar is a carbohydrate!! (© Michael McIntyre) Geek

I've never heard them referred to as Fat Coke or Fat Pepsi until this thread.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2009, 3:26 PM BST

I drink Diet Coke, and it tastes nothing like pepsi.

It so does! It's horrible, vile stuff.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ September 12 2009, 3:00 PM BST

Adam or Joe?

Daddy or Chips?

Joe. I have my reasons.

And chips. Chips don't come out shopping with you and show you up by asking the woman behind the counter if she wants a rub down with a nice warm cockney.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 12 2009, 3:42 PM BST

Still makes you fat though, hence Fat Coke.

I dunno, I'm doing pretty well.

... but to be fair to the overlord, he is the home made fried chip master.

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 4:19 PM BST

I've never heard them referred to as Fat Coke or Fat Pepsi until this thread.

I thought it was fairly common? Mainly it's people who drink the sugared version who refer to it in this manner, rather than the "diet" version drinkers. (It's a bit rich to call these drinks "diet" though. You might as well call water a "diet" drink. EDIT: Copyright M. McIntyre etc....

I drink almost nothing but 'fat' Coke. Genuinely never heard the expression before.

(Although if there's a McIntyre routine about it, it's possible I have ... but immediately forgot it as it meant nothing to me at the time.)

I think a more accurate name (for the 'diet' varities) would be Cancer Coke or Pepsi Tumour.

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 4:26 PM BST

(Although if there's a McIntyre routine about it, it's possible I have ... but immediately forgot it as it meant nothing to me at the time.)

No, I was just having another pathetic dig at Mr M's observational comedy. :P

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 4:26 PM BST

Pepsi Tumour.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 4:26 PM BST

I drink almost nothing but 'fat' Coke. Genuinely never heard the expression before.

How much do you drink?

Depends. About 2 litres a day.

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 4:53 PM BST

Depends. About 2 litres a day.

At the time I slammed on a lot of my weight I was going through about 20 cans.

I would literally finish one and open another.

I got off it about three years ago - it didn't stop me gaining weight though, I replaced it with more food.

But I was addicted. :(

Blimey, 6 and a half litres. I'm sure I would drink that much if I was that thirsty.

Give up now! I'm trying to, have been for a while but it keeps pulling me back with its lovely sugary, bubbliness.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1507478.stm http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article530082.ece

It cost a f**king fortune!

And I wouldn't start till eleven in the morning - so I got it in pretty rapidly.

I'm surprised I could sleep - and I used to get terriable acid in the night.

Happy days!

I still drink about three or four litres of fluid even after this op.

Not fizzy pop though.

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