Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 11 2009, 2:34 AM BSTOh, how embarrassing...well, that beats the vibrator my husband bought me for my 32nd birthday, and no, I'm not making that up...
If for your next birthday he buys you a device that can put out the garbage, he's effectively made himself redundant then?
I'm not expecting any gifts from him for my birthday next month. And I take out the garbage anyway.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 11 2009, 2:43 AM BSTAnd I take out the garbage anyway.
That's why nature provides us with children!
I don't make my kids do that. My neighbourhood isn't exactly safe anymore. The husband never did because he's lazy and afraid of getting his hands icky.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:44 AM BST
Thanks Tim.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 11 2009, 2:47 AM BSTI don't make my kids do that. My neighbourhood isn't exactly safe anymore. The husband never did because he's lazy and afraid of getting his hands icky.
My son is 22 so I don't worry much. Maybe he packs a gun on the 20-foot walk to the curb?
How can you get your hands icky with a modern wheeled container? I'm a bit germaphobic, but I don't have a problem with wheeling out a bin of trash. Maybe it's because the trash is mostly beer bottles and smells like a trip to the pub?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:12 AM BSTWhooh! 6000th post!
*puts on Marigolds*
Free hand shandies for EVERYONE!!
*runs in, pants down* Oh. 
Congrats Timbally Timinson!
Well done Timmy! That's 6000 pieces of evidence, quite impressive.
\o/ Congrats, Tim.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:35 AM BST
Well men often buy presents that they secretly want for themselves, you know?
That explains the DVDs I bought for zooo's Christmas presents!
Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 2:46 PM BSTThat explains the DVDs I bought for zooo's Christmas presents!
And the strap on.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 11 2009, 2:34 AM BSTOh, how embarrassing...well, that beats the vibrator my husband bought me for my 32nd birthday, and no, I'm not making that up...
Is that bad? I knew a woman whose husband could NEVER bring her to orgasm - she said he was useless in bed and always came really quickly - so she bought herself a vibrator to compensate for her husband's shortcomings. One day the husband found the vibrator and was furious - regarded it as a massive insult to his masculinity and threw it away. So the woman then embarked on an affair with a guy named Kenneth in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. True story.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 13 2009, 5:12 AM BSTIs that bad? I knew a woman whose husband could NEVER bring her to orgasm - she said he was useless in bed and always came really quickly - so she bought herself a vibrator to compensate for her husband's shortcomings. One day the husband found the vibrator and was furious - regarded it as a massive insult to his masculinity and threw it away. So the woman then embarked on an affair with a guy named Kenneth in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. True story.
Isn't this a plot for a porno film?
