Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 9 2009, 8:27 PM BSTEee Jack Yer late.
I'm just coming.
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Post-mature eJackulation.
Has anyone seen my new pearl necklace? Got it as a birthday pressie!
When I was in the Navy, I remember the salty spray upon my face and the constant drilling I had on the poop deck. It wasn't all good times, a friend of mine went down on a submarine (a long tube full of seamen), unfortunately thirty hands plunged into the murky depths that day.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 12 2009, 1:54 PM BSTWhen I was in the Navy, I remember the salty spray upon my face and the constant drilling I had on the poop deck. It wasn't all good times, a friend of mine went down on a submarine (a long tube full of seamen), unfortunately thirty hands plunged into the murky depths that day.
So they let seaman up on your poop deck?
And then he gets a scrubber up there to polish him off.
There is nothing like a good buffing.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 12 2009, 2:02 PM BSTThere is nothing like a good buffing.
Especially when I can see your face in it.
Thanks to Boris Johnson, I got to try out the town bike yesterday. It's been a while since I've been in the saddle so it was with some trepidation that I grabbed my helmet and gave it a bash. I was a bit embarrassed that people could see me riding it so hard, but it's been years since I've touched a Chopper. Unfortunately, half way through the ride, I became deflated and no one offered to give me a quick pump.
Doesn't seem as if you got beyond the point of no return.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 12 2009, 3:38 PM BSTDoesn't seem as if you got beyond the point of no return.
I was constantly worried about being rear ended by burly truckers.
*Lee joins the thread to rapturous applause.*
Thank you darlings, I do love a warm hand upon my entrance.
Quote: Lee Henman @ September 12 2009, 3:42 PM BST*Lee joins the thread to rapturous applause.*
Thank you darlings, I do love a warm hand upon my entrance.
I thought you were coming up later. When you reach the climax, I'm sure they'll be a big clap on your exit.
It's about time I trimmed that bush.
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Chip! - there's someone here with some spam for you.