In your dreams pal!
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Quote: DaButt @ September 11 2009, 9:36 PM BSTI love Friday nights, where my biggest worry is whether I should have a nice beer before I take a nap or wait until after I wake.
Before.
Then after.
Quote: Gavin @ September 11 2009, 9:46 PM BSTBefore.
Then after.
I like the way you think.
Just woke up and it's time to see what's in the fridge.
Just watched the shuttle landing in California on television. It will probably land in San Antonio to refuel after they mate it to the 747 for the flight back to Florida. I may take some time off work to watch it land and take off at the local Air Force base.
Quote: DaButt @ September 12 2009, 2:04 AM BSTJust watched the shuttle landing in California on television. It will probably land in San Antonio to refuel after they mate it to the 747 for the flight back to Florida. I may take some time off work to watch it land and take off at the local Air Force base.
That does sound pretty cool.
The guy who was best man at my wedding lives in Houston these days.
I went to visit him once, spent a week in Houston & a weekend at Graceland.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 12 2009, 2:22 AM BSTThat does sound pretty cool.
I've seen 3 or 4 rocket launches and and a couple shuttle launches from up close (2 miles?) along with dozens from the other side of Florida, but I've never seen a shuttle landing or a mated shuttle. I need to remedy that before it's too late.
I hope one of the astronauts jumps out, running past the welcoming committee, hunched over saying "Sorry, I need to pee, I need to pee, I need to pee..."
Quote: Leevil @ September 12 2009, 2:30 AM BSTI hope one of the astronauts jumps out, running past the welcoming committee, hunched over saying "Sorry, I need to pee, I need to pee, I need to pee..."
They have the luxury of being able to pee in their suits.
Quote: DaButt @ September 12 2009, 2:30 AM BSTThey have the luxury of being able to pee in their suits.
But you try that at work & they have a go at you.
It's one rule for them..
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 12 2009, 2:32 AM BSTBut you try that at work & they have a go at you.
I've found that pissing myself is a great way to have the office to myself.
Quote: DaButt @ September 12 2009, 2:40 AM BSTI've found that pissing myself is a great way to have the office to myself.
Doesn't quite work when it's your home office though.
Quote: Leevil @ September 12 2009, 2:45 AM BSTDoesn't quite work when it's your home office though.
It keeps my son out of the room, but my cat keeps wanting to come in for a sniff.
DaButt, you're a pussy magnet bu - You're doing it wrong >_<
Quote: Leevil @ September 12 2009, 2:48 AM BSTDaButt, you're a pussy magnet bu - You're doing it wrong >_<
I'm pretty sure my cat would like to have sex with me and he's almost of legal age, but it all comes down to that tongue ...
Quote: bigfella @ September 11 2009, 2:54 PM BSTI do wonder if Chip is a real person.
What does he do at the weekends? The evenings?
Re-energises.
Quote: DaButt @ September 11 2009, 9:36 PM BSTI love Friday nights, where my biggest worry is whether I should have a nice beer before I take a nap or wait until after I wake.
Needing to take a nap is not a good sign.
Quote: DaButt @ September 12 2009, 2:30 AM BSTThey have the luxury of being able to pee in their suits.
You call that a luxury? I call it f**king disgusting.