I remember when Being Jordan came out, it was so exciting. Me and my friends all dressed up as giant breasts and stood in line outside Waterstones at midnight. It was magical.
You're too late Scottidog, the damage has been done. Katie's autobiography has been a huge best seller, her television shows have been broadcast throughout Britain, her taint has spread far and wide, she is now what a lot of young women aspire to be.
Short of sending Terminators back from the future, you may as well come to accept that mankind, as we know it, is doomed.