Jack Tweed Page 14

Butters is in fact a term for an unattractive woman.. it comes from the phrase 'yeah her body is fine BUT HER FACE!!' which was shortened to butter face and then to 'butters'. Now obviously this doesn't apply to Nil Putters as he is not a woman (as far as I'm aware) and I'm sure he has a lovely face.... but I hope a little artistic lisence is allowed. What else rhymes with Putters?

Okay.. shutters, tutters, flutters.. etc but do they have the same kind of street cred? NO! no is the answer..damn you!!

Jizz sputters.

Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 1:26 AM BST

Butters is in fact a term for an unattractive woman.. it comes from the phrase 'yeah her body is fine BUT HER FACE!!' which was shortened to butter face and then to 'butters'.

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*sniff(

Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 1:26 AM BST

Now obviously this doesn't apply to Nil Putters as he is not a woman (as far as I'm aware) and I'm sure he has a lovely face.... but I hope a little artistic lisence is allowed. What else rhymes with Putters?

Okay.. shutters, tutters, flutters.. etc but do they have the same kind of street cred? NO! no is the answer..damn you!!

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Gutters? Mutters? Handsomeyoungchaputters? You just weren't trying!

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 12 2009, 1:30 AM BST

Jizz sputters.

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Bolt cutters. It means so much.

Quote: Badge @ September 12 2009, 1:32 AM BST

Bolt cutters. It means so much.

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I <3 Badge

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2009, 1:34 AM BST

I <3 jizz sputters

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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2009, 1:34 AM BST

I <3 Badge

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Oi!

(I nearly resurrected it last night but too late now)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 12 2009, 1:37 AM BST

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Oh baby I hear the dudes a calling, tossed penis and two love eggs.
Damn tight.
Well maybe I seem a bit abused, but baby, I just got pegged. Ha Ha Ha
But I don't know what to do with those tossed penis and two love eggs.
I'm cumming again..

Jizz sputters all over your face.

Quote: Badge @ September 12 2009, 1:37 AM BST

Oi!

(I nearly resurrected it last night but too late now)

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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2009, 1:46 AM BST

Oh baby I her the dudes a calling, tossed penis and two love eggs.
Damn tight.
Oh baby maybe I seem a bit abused, but baby, I just got pegged. Ha Ha Ha
But I don't know what to do with those tossed penis and two love eggs.
I'm cumming again..

Jizz sputters all over your face.

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I'd do it again.

(and a gold star for effort alone)

Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 12:05 AM BST

Today I was reading a trashy magazine (don't judge me)

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You're a young woman. It's, like, the law.

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 1:56 PM BST

You're a young woman. It's, like, the law.

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Only once in a while when we buy it for something to read on the bus and then realise the terrible mistake we made when we read titles such as "My husband is two timing me with my Dad" and "50 ways to do rude things with shoes".

Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 12:39 AM BST

I think I prefer Carpark. Its catchy

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Like AIDS?

(It's*)

Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 12:52 AM BST

Do you not even know what a far mark is?!

I thought everyone knew

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Is this one of your strange foreign words, like that 'play tool' or whatever it was, a while back?

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2009, 2:40 PM BST

Is this one of your strange foreign words, like that 'play tool' or whatever it was, a while back?

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IT'S play piece, you racist