I know what a fart mark is, does that count?
'They call him Mr. Carpark, he buys his clothes at Primark...'
On second thoughts, your song is brilliant and I'm going to pretend that 'far mark' is some sort of ghetto rap slang that has been somehow bastardised by the once famous boy band Blue like in their song All Rise.
I wrote a new one
They call me 'Carkpark', they know I'm so dark
Sometimes 'RC', but that's just to please me
I hang with Walker, he is a stalker
And then there's Putters
That man is butters
We are on the Sitcom Guide
The sweetest place to hide
And post the lastest
I hear Jack Tweed's a rapist?
Quote: Badge @ September 12 2009, 12:59 AM BSTBetter?
Doh! I thought I was being clever with the Primark line. If you want to serenade Badge now Sammy, then I'll understand. 
Now, what rhymes with Badge? Hmmm...
Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 1:02 AM BSTI hang with Walker, he is a stalker
I think you'll find that those charges were eventually dropped by the CPS, young lady. 
Two words... "insufficient evidence".
Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 1:02 AM BSTI wrote a new one
They call me 'Carkpark', they know I'm so dark
Sometimes 'RC', but that's just to please me
I hang with Walker, he is a stalker
And then there's Putters
That man is butters
We are on the Sitcom Guide
The sweetest place to hide
And post the lastest
I hear Jack Tweed's a rapist?
Now that is truly outstanding. For some reason I had 'Mr. Boombastic' playing in my head as I read that. Bravo!
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 12 2009, 1:04 AM BSTI think you'll find that those charges were eventually dropped, young lady.
Did you like how I brought it back on to topic at the end
Quote: Sammy @ September 12 2009, 1:05 AM BST
Did you like how I brought it back on to topic at the end
Yes, it was fantastic how you were able to include just about every member of this forum and associate them with a violent rapist. 
Alleged rapist, RC. Alleged stalker. Alleged child abductor... Oh. Forget that last one.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 12 2009, 1:12 AM BSTYes, it was fantastic how you were able to include just about every member of this forum and associate them with a violent rapist.
And... my work here is done! 
Butters? Last Tango In Paris?
Or perhaps Butters as in Southpark, in which case you're a sexually-abused cartoon child? 
I mean. 
Jeez guys, I'm grounded.
*climbs out of window to reek havoc as Professor Chaos*
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2009, 1:16 AM BSTButters? Last Tango In Paris?
Cut Sammy some slack Nil, she's slumped over a keyboard half pissed making up songs about the BCG crew whilst laughing to herself as drool rolls down her chin. (But, you know, in a sexy way).
I'm sure butters is hip urban street slang for 'whizzo chap' or 'delicious cad' or whatever the young people are saying nowadays as they listen to the hit parade on their transistors.
