Milestone posts Page 82

Girls win something of equivalent value.

Yay for Tim! *applause*

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:12 AM BST

*puts on Marigolds*

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Seems a bit impersonal? Unless they are embossed wih "Leevil"?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:17 AM BST

Girls win something of equivalent value.

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Thanks Tim, I hate being left out...

Quote: Badge @ September 11 2009, 2:18 AM BST

Seems a bit impersonal? Unless they are embossed wih "Leevil"?

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As it's a special occasion...

*removes Marigolds and sits on own hand for a couple of minutes*

Oh, and Andrea, something of equivalent value to a hand shandy for the lady? How about a nice new pair of shoes?

Well done, Walker, you've written more shit than me and Badge rolled together.

As most of my 6000 posts are libellous and hence hidden, it's not much of a legacy.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:22 AM BST

As it's a special occasion...

*removes Marigolds and sits on own hand for a couple of minutes*

Oh, and Andrea, something of equivalent value to a hand shandy for the lady? How about a nice new pair of shoes?

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God, you're such a guy!
Not all women like shoes as gifts...

"A nice new pair of shoes" is British slang for cunnilingus.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:31 AM BST

"A nice new pair of shoes" is British slang for cunnilingus.

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That's why I always got funny looks at Dolcis.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 11 2009, 2:31 AM BST

"A nice new pair of shoes" is British slang for cunnilingus.

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Oh, how embarrassing...well, that beats the vibrator my husband bought me for my 32nd birthday, and no, I'm not making that up...

Well men often buy presents that they secretly want for themselves, you know?

If that's the case, then that puts a whole new spin on my marriage...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 11 2009, 2:34 AM BST

Oh, how embarrassing...well, that beats the vibrator my husband bought me for my 32nd birthday, and no, I'm not making that up...

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*watches Tim seductlively putting on Marigolds. Then shoves Tim towards kitchen sink and laughs. Those corn flakes have fused to the bowl, you'll never shift them. Muwahahaha!*

Well done on 6000 posts Tim. Cool dude Geek two sides of the same coin. (But that's Canadian currency for you).

And yes, you do spend too much time on here instead of writing top notch comedy scripts.

Don't be so shocked, he's an asshole...