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Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:51 PM BST

I don't know!

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Well? More than 10?

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2009, 11:53 PM BST

Slightly pissed as I took a female friend to see Dorian Grey tonight thinking it might make her up for a bit of rumpy pumpy. That's sex for all of you under 40. But instead I think she thinks I'm a bit of a perve. Which may or may not be factually accurate

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So you did the popcorn thing?

Quote: Robert D @ September 10 2009, 11:54 PM BST

Well? More than 10?

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Christ no - the thing would be red raw!

Ha.
What is pervy about the Dorian Gray story? What have they done to it?

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 11:53 PM BST

Put that in your book!

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Maybe I will!

And you can have a special signed copy!

Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Hate them and their creaking squeaking.

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Again, we agree!

Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BST

Maybe I will!

And you can have a special signed copy!

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Eep!

Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:56 PM BST

Christ no - the thing would be red raw!

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That was what I was thinking. Ouch.

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BST

Eep!

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Is that who you would like the dedication too?

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BST

Eep!

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Is that code for 'yes'?

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 10 2009, 11:55 PM BST

So you did the popcorn thing?

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Popcorn flopcorn. We were late so by-passed the food stuffs. I was forced to just plonk it in her hand. Still it was the only laugh she had all night.

Quote: Robert D @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BST

That was what I was thinking. Ouch.

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Mine you a bit of vasline on the old palm????

Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:59 PM BST

Mine you a bit of vasline on the old palm????

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Mmmm. I don't think so.

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2009, 11:58 PM BST

Popcorn flopcorn. We were late so by-passed the food stuffs.

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She probably thought you were cheap.

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2009, 11:58 PM BST

I was forced to just plonk it in her hand.

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 10 2009, 10:51 AM BST

This isn't the "What are you wearing?" thread!

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Surely it'd be the "What aren't you wearing?" thread?