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Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2009, 11:53 PM BSTSlightly pissed as I took a female friend to see Dorian Grey tonight thinking it might make her up for a bit of rumpy pumpy. That's sex for all of you under 40. But instead I think she thinks I'm a bit of a perve. Which may or may not be factually accurate
So you did the popcorn thing?
Quote: Robert D @ September 10 2009, 11:54 PM BST
Well? More than 10?
Christ no - the thing would be red raw!
Ha.
What is pervy about the Dorian Gray story? What have they done to it?
Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 11:53 PM BSTPut that in your book!
Maybe I will!
And you can have a special signed copy!
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2009, 4:09 PM BSTHate them and their creaking squeaking.
Again, we agree!
Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BSTMaybe I will!
And you can have a special signed copy!
Eep!
Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:56 PM BSTChrist no - the thing would be red raw!
That was what I was thinking. Ouch.
Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BSTEep!
Is that who you would like the dedication too?
Quote: zooo @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BSTEep!
Is that code for 'yes'?
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 10 2009, 11:55 PM BSTSo you did the popcorn thing?
Popcorn flopcorn. We were late so by-passed the food stuffs. I was forced to just plonk it in her hand. Still it was the only laugh she had all night.
Quote: Robert D @ September 10 2009, 11:57 PM BSTThat was what I was thinking. Ouch.
Mine you a bit of vasline on the old palm????
Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:59 PM BSTMine you a bit of vasline on the old palm????
Mmmm. I don't think so.
Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2009, 11:58 PM BSTPopcorn flopcorn. We were late so by-passed the food stuffs.
She probably thought you were cheap.
Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2009, 11:58 PM BSTI was forced to just plonk it in her hand.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 10 2009, 10:51 AM BSTThis isn't the "What are you wearing?" thread!
Surely it'd be the "What aren't you wearing?" thread?