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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 6 2009, 11:43 AM BST

at my uni when I went, if you didn't get into halls, you had three options, you could stay at home and commute if you lived near enough, you could go into "university approved" private accomodation, or you could stay with a host family with a spare room.

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Could you not find private accommodation of your own accord?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 6 2009, 3:52 PM BST

Andi has just made her stupid DVD player region free!!!!

So, now that I can buy any region, what's everyone's favourite sites for buying DVDs? I know that everyone has opinions on this...

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https://www.comedy.co.uk/shop/ Ahem.

Quote: PhQnix @ September 7 2009, 11:16 AM BST

I have a kodama.

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Is that some kind of Japanese instrument of sexual torture?

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 10 2009, 9:48 PM BST

Blackpool: Driving for what seemed like days in a piss scented coach filled with old people singing at the top of their voices and getting randy with each other. Then to finally arrive at the place to be faced with rubbish covered beaches, busted empty fair rides and those ever so dismal lights advertising Persil and other such shit. And to make things worse as soon you've seen all of that you're all quickly rounded up to be driven all the way back home by the same coach driver who is now pissed as a fart. Yeah!

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They're not busted, they're SBNO. I.e. the Pleasure Beach is going bust and they can't afford to run half the rides. However, the other stuff makes me think you got away with it light!

I used to quite like Blackpool.

They have a crown green bowls green there with a stadium!

Quote: bigfella @ September 7 2009, 9:16 PM BST

I like to have an air of mystic!

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mystique*

Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2009, 11:30 PM BST

mystique*

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Thank you kindly!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 8 2009, 3:54 PM BST

She was riding on one of those little kid 4 wheeler atv kind of things

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I always wanted one of those. One day I'll get one, damnit. One day.

Quote: Robert D @ September 8 2009, 11:52 PM BST

I was looking at uni fees the other day and was totally disgusted at them. Utterly disgusting prices.

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And if Labour's bitches have their way, we wouldn't be elligible for student loans to pay for them either.

Justing wondering if anyone out there had managed more than ten wanks in a day?

Quote: Ben @ September 9 2009, 1:01 PM BST

Ben is deciding whether to buy Revolver or Sgt Peppers tonight.

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Revolver. But only one bullet. And use it on yourself.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 1:45 PM BST

I like the random men who appear in your office.

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...You want to go round for a gangbang?

Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2009, 11:46 PM BST

Revolver. But only one bullet. And use it on yourself.

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That did make me laugh.

Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2009, 1:48 PM BST

I tend to get on better with women.

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We have something in common!

Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:44 PM BST

Justing wondering if anyone out there had managed more than ten wanks in a day?

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Why? Are you going for a world record?

Quote: Robert D @ September 10 2009, 11:50 PM BST

Why?

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I don't know!

Slightly pissed as I took a female friend to see Dorian Grey tonight thinking it might make her up for a bit of rumpy pumpy. That's sex for all of you under 40. But instead I think she thinks I'm a bit of a perve. Which may or may not be factually accurate

Quote: bigfella @ September 10 2009, 11:44 PM BST

Justing wondering if anyone out there had managed more than ten wanks in a day?

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Put that in your book!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 3:35 PM BST

That is just rank! There should be warnings!

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Because dildos and vibrators are soooo much better looking.