Rob0
Sunday 13th September 2009 7:09pm
1,263 posts
Quote: Sammy @ September 13 2009, 3:41 PM BST
I wrote a joke the other day -
- What do you call an average looking aircraft?
- Plane
It's probably been thought of before but I was quite proud of it. Then
- What do you call the previously mentioned aircraft covered in bubbly chocolate?
- Aero-Plane
I quite like those. Need to work at one-liners but are of the ilk:
I had my canoe valued in Cambridge. He said he didn't know if he could sell it but it was probably worth a punt.
Did you hear about the alcoholic falsely claiming child benefits? She was partial to a baby-sham.