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Never been done

Can anyone think of sitcom ideas that have never been done before?

How about a sitcom about a serial killer...

I started one about a family of serial killers.. mom, dad, 2.4 kids, hostage in the cellar kinda-thing..

Sounds good - what happened to it?

Never did more than a couple of scenes, felt it wouldn't really go much further than a few sketches... here's a scene I put in the FAMILY Script Comp a few weeks back:

INT. A MAN IN PYJAMAS STANDS OUTSIDE A DOOR WAITING. HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR SHARPLY.

DAD:
Come on hurry up, I’m late…

DAD WAITS THEN KNOCKS AGAIN.

DAD:
Oh come on you’ve been in there ages. Bloody teenagers. You can never get into the cellar in this bloody place.

AT LAST THE CELLAR DOOR OPENS AND A TEENAGE BOY COMES OUT WITH BLOOD ON HIS FACE

WILL:
Sorry I’ve been so long Dad, I cut myself raping and there was no bog roll to stick on it… oh, and we’re clean out of duct tape.

DAD:
Well, it was Mum’s turn to do ASDA this week. Alice?

MUM APPEARS OUT OF BREATH CARRYING TWO ASDA BAGS.

MUM:
Hi dear, sorry I was so long at ASDA they’ve moved all the aisles around. I couldn’t find the duct tape but I got this bike security chain though. Reduced!

SHE PULLS THE CHAIN OUT AND THEY ALL LOOK AT IT ADMIRINGLY. THERE IS A FEMALE GROAN FROM THE CELLAR. DAD GRABS THE CHAIN LOOKING ANNOYED.

DAD:
I’m getting sick of this bloody 9 to 5 routine, I’m holding this family together single-handed…

DAD GOES DOWN THE CELLAR

MUM:
That’s the last ASDA shop for now. We’re skint. How’s the kidnap going?

WILL:
We-e-ll.. the family say they want more proof it’s their mother.

MUM:
More proof?

WILL:
Yes and Dad’s already sent an ear, two fingers and the whole left foot…

MUM OPENS A PACKET OF ASDA CRISPS AND OFFERS WILL ONE.

MUM:
Sign of the times, nobody’s got cash any more but your dad just wont take credit cards…

WILL NODS IN AGREEMENT AND CHOMPS ON A CRISP.

Oooh.
I like it.

Dexter is a new show on living. He's a crime photographer but also a serial killer. What gets his goat is when people do evil crimes, he has to do evil to them.

Watched the first episode. Very disturbing.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/3024

:)

Dexter is a dark comedy drama about a serial killer and it is absolutely brilliant, I can't imagine anyone creating another show about a serial killer quite like this one.

Dexter is good, although can be a little... nah it's good.

I'm not sure Dexter is a comedy...very good though.

Yeah Dexter isn't strictly a comedy, it's more in the drama category. But it does have a good dark sense of humour to it, which really makes the show great.

Dexters my favourite thing on TV right now, a really great show.

I thought this thread was Simon's sequel to 'Never Been Kissed'?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 10, 2007, 6:43 PM

Dexters my favourite thing on TV right now, a really great show.

Yeah, his sister Dee-Dee is kinda wacky too, isn't she?

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