This thread reminds me of my first summer job at Cadburys. I had to pack fudge morning, noon and night. I said to my boss 'It's so hard, I'm exhausted.' But he kept cracking the whip until I passed out, I came too on a Turkish Delight and blew my Buttons all over the warehouse floor.
After ripping me a new one, he couldn't wait to give the sack.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 9 2009, 2:08 PM BSTThis thread reminds me of my first summer job at Cadburys. I had to pack fudge morning, noon and night. I said to my boss 'It's so hard, I'm exhausted.' But he kept cracking the whip until I passed out, I came too on a Turkish Delight and blew my Buttons all over the warehouse floor.
After ripping me a new one, he couldn't wait to give the sack.
Ah, the sack, back and crack. What a way to go!
My dad is a mechanic. He drummed into me the suck-squeeze-bang-blow cycle and I'm talking four stroke not two stroke here. Luckily for me, I inherited his large piston. Unfortunately at the moment it isn't getting the regular servicing it requires and it runs on unleaded.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 9 2009, 7:16 PM BSTI inherited his large piston.
And a big end on your crankshaft?
I have honestly just been outside, manfully struggling to tame the bush in my mother's garden. I eventually managed to get it out and gave the hole a good watering.
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ September 9 2009, 7:27 PM BSTAnd a big end on your crankshaft?
Indeed
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 9 2009, 7:27 PM BSTI have honestly just been outside, manfully struggling to tame the bush in my mother's garden. I eventually managed to get it out and gave the hole a good watering.
Have you tried using a hoe? I got mine cheap because it was foreign.
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ September 9 2009, 7:27 PM BSTAnd a big end on your crankshaft?
Don't forget to grease your nipples and clean your plugs. I pulled out a plug once and it was covered in shit. Similarly, I now know where my dipstick goes.
the second coming?
I had the plumber in today to sort out my pipes.
My wifes always rearanging the house, now she wants me pull her drawers down to the basement. One minute she wants them up the next down.I don't think she realises how hard it is until I asked her for a hand.Before I know it she'll have me polishing her old threpeny bits!
I have a large penis I like to have enthusiastic sex with.
By penis I mean laptop and by sex I mean write an ironic anti joke comment about innuendo.
Did he get you wet?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 7:57 PM BSTI had the plumber in today to sort out my pipes.
I find the answer is to thoroughly bleed them, until they haven't got any air in them and they start gushing enthusiastically... Er...
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 9 2009, 8:02 PM BSTI find the answer is to always thoroughly bleed them until they haven't got any air in them and they'll start flowing enthusiastically... Er...
Yeah, but be careful of any spillages, they stain your carpets.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 9 2009, 8:02 PM BSTI find the answer is to thoroughly bleed them, until they haven't got any air in them and they start to gushing enthusiastically... Er...
