Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 3:56 PM BSTI don't think anyone really enjoyed the experience to be honest. Oh well, you have to try these things...
You do? 
Why?
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Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2009, 3:51 PM BSTWe're all working in silence now. Well, they're working, I'm on here.
I was wrong to mock, this shit just got real!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 3:56 PM BSTI don't think anyone really enjoyed the experience to be honest. Oh well, you have to try these things...
Depends where he's being massaged...
Quote: Paul W @ September 9 2009, 3:59 PM BSTDepends where he's being massaged...
In the living room. 
I was a bit worried about the sofa.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 4:01 PM BSTIn the living room.
I was a bit worried about the sofa.
Semen is a tough stain to remove.
A bit like pork dripping.
Quote: Paul W @ September 9 2009, 4:02 PM BSTSemen is a tough stain to remove.
If there's enough, it just looks like a pattern. Gives you something to work towards.
Back to Maps are we Chip? 
Leather sofas. 
Quote: LIME5000 @ September 9 2009, 4:06 PM BSTBack to Maps are we Chip?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 4:08 PM BSTLeather sofas.
Hate them and their creaking squeaking.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 3:53 PM BSTI've just watched Mr Dagger being massaged by another man. Weird.
Mr Dagger is hot... is the masseur hot?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 4:10 PM BSTMr Dagger is hot... is the masseur hot?
Geeky to Mr Dagger's dumb blond.
Too low man, can we lift this please...
Quote: LIME5000 @ September 9 2009, 4:13 PM BSTToo low man, can we lift this please...
Beat him with a shovel someone . . . please will someone beat him with a shovel?
Ha ha ha ha...No.