Yep, she's home and doing her best to be a happy little invalid. Luckily it wasn't her right arm, but her cast is really heavy and the sling the hospital gave her doesn't fit so she's carrying her arm everywhere. It's kinda cute.
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 3:04 PM BSTAw, Ellie you can pull my hair next time I see you.
But not too hard, at my age it's liable to fall out (or off).
At the meet and then the Junkmales thing? I may just give you a cuddle - more my thing.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 9 2009, 3:11 PM BSTYep, she's home and doing her best to be a happy little invalid. Luckily it wasn't her right arm, but her cast is really heavy and the sling the hospital gave her doesn't fit so she's carrying her arm everywhere. It's kinda cute.
Glad she's at home and okay! 
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Oh and don't forget to sign it something like "Mummy told you so!"
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 3:13 PM BSTAt the meet and then the Junkmales thing? I may just give you a cuddle - more my thing.
Both I hope.
I don't know why I'm sharing this but my ex used to think it was funny to get a felt tip and write "SWAG" on his balls. Yep, that will do it..... 
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 2:58 PM BSTWell I think he was a bit worried when I started stretching the skin out and seeing if you can see light through the skin.
When he said "grab the torch", are you sure he didn't mean one of these?
That is just rank! There should be warnings!
The men in my office were just talking about eggs and spaghetti. Then one buggered off to make tea and didn't offer to make me one!
Quote: Leevil @ September 9 2009, 3:28 PM BSTWhen he said "grab the torch", are you sure he didn't mean one of these?
That reminds of the ever so famous Japanese concept, the plastic "WORK-A-WANK." Conveniently formed into the same shape as pot noodle containers for your pleasure.
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2009, 3:39 PM BSTThe men in my office were just talking about eggs and spaghetti. Then one buggered off to make tea and didn't offer to make me one!
Oh really? Well I never; do keep us updated.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 9 2009, 3:11 PM BSTYep, she's home and doing her best to be a happy little invalid. Luckily it wasn't her right arm, but her cast is really heavy and the sling the hospital gave her doesn't fit so she's carrying her arm everywhere. It's kinda cute.
I too broke my arm as a child (that's what happens when you colour outside the lines in my house). So I'm going to give you two bits of advice, one - the plastic bag is your best friend for washing / swimming / etc. when you have a cast and two - make sure you have a knitting needle or coat hanger to let your daughter scratch an itch beneath the cast.
On the plus side, when the cast came off, I got to spend a good hour scratching away all the dead skin that accumulated. It sounds 'ew gross' and it is, but man, did it feel orgasmic.
I was 7 at the time and didn't really know what orgasmic meant (that's what happens when you colour outside the lines in my house), but I remember it felt pretty damn good.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 9 2009, 3:45 PM BSTOh really? Well I never; do keep us updated.
We're all working in silence now. Well, they're working, I'm on here.
I've just watched Mr Dagger being massaged by another man. Weird.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 3:53 PM BSTI've just watched Mr Dagger being massaged by another man. Weird.
Was there a "happy ending"? If not, ask for a refund.
I don't think anyone really enjoyed the experience to be honest. Oh well, you have to try these things...
I hate "Happy Ending."