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Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Balls are so gross. I was having a look at my boyfriends the other night and they're soooo weird. It's like soft elbow skin...

Ah, but you wouldn't be here without them.

My boyfriend's balls?

Quote: bigfella @ September 9 2009, 2:49 PM BST

You want to try looking at lady bits my dear!

No thank you. Ewwwwwww.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 2:53 PM BST

My boyfriend's balls?

I hope not.
:O

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 2:52 PM BST

Ah, but you wouldn't be here without them.

Ellie wouldn't be here without her boyfriend's balls? Are you suggesting some of incest going on here, DD? :O

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 9 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Ellie wouldn't be here without her boyfriend's balls? Are you suggesting some of incest going on here, DD? :O

I was confused too... from Dolly's face it looks like she didn't mean that.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 2:53 PM BST

I hope not.
:O

:D

Huh? Er....

Ellie was making a general comment, although I suspect her boyfriend may be a bit odd... ;) :D

Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Balls are so gross. I was having a look at my boyfriends the other night and they're soooo weird. It's like soft elbow skin...

Reading that, I pictured you sat on the sofa fully dressed with you specs on shining a light onto your boyfriends happy place and writting notes on a pad... Laughing out loud

Me too.

Well I think he was a bit worried when I started stretching the skin out and seeing if you can see light through the skin.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 9 2009, 2:55 PM BST

Ellie was making a general comment, although I suspect her boyfriend may be a bit odd... ;) :D

You what? Wanna take this outside to the pool of jelly Dolly? Dissing my man! Rip your top off!

I remember seeing them for the first time and going "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" really loudly.

Then I asked my teacher if he could cover up.

BOOM BOOM! Sorry!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2009, 2:58 PM BST

You what? Wanna take this outside to the pool of jelly Dolly? Dissing my man! Rip your top off!

:O Sorry..... :D .

I only fight boys. :)

*Trampled in stampede*

Aw, Ellie you can pull my hair next time I see you. :)

But not too hard, at my age it's liable to fall out (or off).

Thanks to Scats, Tim, Randy, Rob, etc. for all the well wishes for my daughter. She thinks it's really cool that people in Britain know about her broken arm.

And yes, balls are gross.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 9 2009, 3:06 PM BST

Thanks to Scats, Tim, Randy, Rob, etc. for all the well wishes for my daughter. She thinks it's really cool that people in Britain know about her broken arm.

Aww. Is she home now?

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