Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 11:58 AM BSTPrison?
Spontaneous combustion?
In a car. On the M40. Got to sit in a fire engine though and ponce ciggies off the firefighters. 
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 8 2009, 12:00 PM BSTGot to sit in a fire engine though and ponce ciggies off the firefighters.
Oh yeah...? 
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/dirty-sanchez-star-stabbed-in-shop-1783636.html
The things those guys get up to! 
What part of the body is 'the shop'?
Quote: Leevil @ September 8 2009, 4:57 PM BSTWhat part of the body is 'the shop'?
The painful bit.
Quote: Leevil @ September 8 2009, 4:57 PM BSTWhat part of the body is 'the shop'?
Was it The Body Shop?
Quote: chipolata @ September 8 2009, 11:35 AM BSTI often wonder how many BCGer's have died tragically, and we've just assumed the miserable bastards have buggered off to Chortle.
That is a scary thought.
When I was at 4laughs we did actually have a user sadly pass away. I think people forget that can actually happen.....
But I reckon most people are at Chortle or worse.....having a life.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 8 2009, 6:00 PM BSTWhen I was at 4laughs we did actually have a user sadly pass away. I think people forget that can actually happen.....
Gosh, yes. I wasn't sure if it was all true or not at first, but I take it someone did know for sure after a while.
Aw! IanW! I miss my e-daddy. 
Ooh, it's 09.09.09 today. Spooky!
(It's also Rube's birthday. Not quite as spooky.)
I fancy some ham & pineapple pizza...
Quote: Leevil @ September 9 2009, 12:50 AM BSTI fancy some ham & pineapple pizza...
See!
Spooky day today! 
Does this mean you aren't going to crack me off? 
It's bad luck on such a spooky date such as this. (And my arm hurts.)
Yes, none of that sissy wrist action from you 