Can I offer up a solution to this feeling of discontent surrounding the 50 points question in the form of my last 'losing the will' and testament.
To Lee, the son I never wanted, I leave you my eternal thanks for the 50 points. However, I reckon the last thing we should do is turn against each other and that is why I have decided to give one point to each member of the group. I, as winner, shall still retain the remainder of the points as a keepsake and heirloom.
I love you Caroline.
You're right Caroline - I was doing the voting and stuff at the time and noticed that bastard Leevil had fiddled it.
Being a moderator he was able to edit all the other entries to make them look crap and then like a fascist dictator - or Ken Livingstone - decided that his votes would be lumped in from one competition to another.
Bastard!
But I'm not bitter.
Come on guys, this is a larff not homework for Sir! Give it your best shot by all means, but hey we're meant to be having fun with this.
Another fine mess you got yourself into Lee
Quote: Baumski @ September 10, 2007, 11:13 AMTo Lee, the son I never wanted, I leave you my eternal thanks for the 50 points.
Aw, thanks daddy and all I thought you'd leave me with is funeral costs and unpaid mortgages.
I still think Mack is sticking the knife in. It WAS my competition anyway, if it wasn't for me, it wouldn't exist so 
Your claims against me are not true, and my lawyer ajp29 will defend me to the ends of the earth, well, to the end of the street!
Quote: Leevil @ September 10, 2007, 1:45 PMYour claims against me are not true, and my lawyer ajp29 will defend me to the ends of the earth, well, to the end of the street!
The fee's 50 points an hour by the way Leevil
Quote: ajp29 @ September 10, 2007, 1:53 PMThe fee's 50 points an hour by the way Leevil
I can easily afford that!
I would like to lodge a further complaint. Although we are now all European the voting system is heavily biased towards UK resident voters. This is extremely unfair. On the rare occasions I find a need to vote on something I assemble 12 drunken expats by my pool and we deliberate like crazy (until someone falls in). The result we come up with needs to be rung in to 'somewhere' but the organisers have failed to provide a suitable number to ring (or is it 'rung'?). I shall be taking this matter to the European Court Of Justice as it is a blatant contravention of our new-found human rights (hic!) and ish not fair. Ish-ood-be more liek ze shong conteshe wear we can awl dile in uno, dos o tresh puntosh an' a heap-a puntosh for ze vinner. Zzzzzzzzzz!
Quote: losaavedra @ September 10, 2007, 2:24 PMI shall be taking this matter to the European Court Of Justice as it is a blatant contravention of our new-found human rights (hic!) and ish not fair.
*Leevil's lawyer shits his pants and runaways with the 50 points to the carribean*
You should be more polite and say poo'd his briefs..
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 10, 2007, 2:32 PMYou should be more polite and say poo'd his briefs..
*Leevil's lawyer soils his particulars and runaways with the 50 points to the carribean*
Don't worry Caroline. I never win anything on this website. Mainly because I have only entered one competition. Still, the one I did enter, I was by far the best and when everybody comes around to my way of thinking, the world will be a better place. Until that time, I would say that although Leevil is a sucker for a pretty face and has unnatural desires for small furry mammals, I could hardly call him a cheat. Show him your breasts and it will all blow over. 
Why would you soil MY particulars, that's just rubbing it in, so to speak.
Quote: Leevil @ September 10, 2007, 2:39 PMWhy would you soil MY particulars, that's just rubbing it in, so to speak.
Did i rub it in i can't remember. In my defence i was very drunk
Can I have some points?