My and a couple of mates did a few scenes from Equus for our drama GCSE. I tried to make it into a comedy.
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Did you draw a smiley face on the horse's bum?
Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 2:14 PM BSTDid you draw a smiley face on the horse's bum?
Why did I just have a flashback to Frostyboy?
Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 2:14 PM BSTDid you draw a smiley face on the horse's bum?
I insisted on comedy voices. We got marked down.
I dunno, sleek and sexy new haircut and still no-one mentions me on this thread, what does it take?
Oh well better slink off, for a quick cry. 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 8 2009, 2:20 PM BSTI dunno, sleek and sexy new haircut and still no-one mentions me on this thread, what does it take?
More than a sleek and sexy new haircut. Now take it outside, Crying Boy! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 12:21 PM BSTMuch as I hate to link to the online Daily Mail, but it seems me and Paul Dacre are both dirty old men who should know better...
(Her and a few of her new friends are looking slightly pissed-off and concerned in the bottom photo. No doubt because of paps invading their privacy.)
That girl needs some burgers. Proper paedophile fodder. If I saw her and she weren't famous, I'd struggle to imagine her as being as old as 14.
We should have a minutes silence for the gorgeous Sophie Winkleman, who's about to marry Lord Sir Freddie Windsor of Windsor. 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/sep/08/freddie-windsor-royal-wedding
"I bet she even does nice poos, little Maltesers that smell like The Body Shop..." Jeremy
"God, she is so posh that I, Mark Corrigan, who was privately educated until Dad's British Aerospace shares went kaput, could be her bit of rough." Mark
This one is thanks to Dolly Dagger who reminded me of her existence -
Jenni Falconer
She's got a lovely Scottish accent and a lithe athleticism which I think would look good in skin tight PVC.
Damn you Olivia Wilde! Why do you have to be married to a prince?
I want to do bad things to Holly Willoughby.
1) Because she annoys the hell out of me.
2) Because she's hot!
'In court, Mr Leevil's barrister described the events as "a tragedy, a sex game which went wrong"'
Quote: Leevil @ September 13 2009, 1:53 PM BSTI want to do bad things to Holly Willoughby.
1) Because she annoys the hell out of me.
2) Because she's hot!
Yes, I see what you mean. She does have that certain 'I'm a dirty slut and you can do anything you want to me in bed' sort of charm.
