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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 1:21 PM BST

Anyone got any pics of Danielle Lloyd in a sexy Nazi uniform?

Howzabout fully nude photos of Milla Jovovich? They seem to be causing quite a stir these days.

http://www.skindalous.com/?p=1807

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2009, 12:05 PM BST

Indeed there are. Hers are actually quite cute though.
Some of you are being rather self righteous about hating a racist, I bet you'd still have a good old fiddle over a topless picture of Danielle Lloyd in the papers.

I would agree that it's pretty distateful seeing Lad Mags and papers like The Star fawning over danielle Lloyd, however the most distateful thing about the Big Brother shenanigans was not the racism, but the bullying. Of which Jack Tweed was also part of. And the blonde slapper with the freakishly massive mouth. And Jade Goody, of course.

Do you mean the one from S Club 7?

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 11:28 AM BST

Do you mean the one from S Club 7?

Yes. Who hasn't done very well since then mainly because she's got a face like a well slapped arse.

Ha. Unlike lovely thingy Spearmint.

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 11:28 AM BST

Do you mean the one from S Club 7?

You should have heard 'S Club Juniors' - like the Hitler Youth they were.

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 11:30 AM BST

Ha. Unlike lovely thingy Spearmint.

In her pants on Primeval! :$

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 11:30 AM BST

You should have heard 'S Club Juniors' - like the Hitler Youth they were.

Who now make up The Saturdays.

I just saw that on telly! I'd forgotten the whole constantly in her pants thing.

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 11:41 AM BST

I just saw that on telly! I'd forgotten the whole constantly in her pants thing.

Yes, heaven knows why it's stuck in my memory... Whistling nnocently

Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2009, 11:40 AM BST

Who now make up The Saturdays.

Who they?

The newest girl band with soft porn music videos and jail bait members.

Look 'em up! :)

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2009, 11:48 AM BST

The newest girl band with soft porn music videos and jail bait members.

Look 'em up! :)

Yeah, you'd love me to "look 'em up!" and end-up on some sort of nonce register, wouldn't you, zooo? Eh, eh? Wouldn't you?

(I'll just ask Chip about them instead.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 8 2009, 11:52 AM BST

(I'll just ask Chip about them instead.)

Ask Renegade Carpark. I hear he's the new Chip. ;)

That's Renegade Carpark!

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