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Is thAT the sound of tumble weeds I hear...

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:44 PM BST

Is thAT the sound of tumble weeds I hear...

No that's Tinitus.

Ba Boom Boom! Tsssssss!

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:44 PM BST

Is thAT the sound of tumble weeds I hear...

Or Sooty's outside your door with somme gaffer tape, some rope and 30 pounds in his back pocket. 10 pounds for you, and 20 for a second hand George Foreman Grilling machine to toast your bollocks afterwards...

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:46 PM BST

Ba Boom Boom! Tsssssss!

Now speech impediment...call 999 immediatly. Code Red.

Sweet harmony...Sweet Sweet Harmony!

Anyway Look Pal, Dont think coz I'm playing Mister Nice Guy...does not mean I won't flip out...Be afraid...Feel the fear.

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:48 PM BST

Sweet harmony...Sweet Sweet Harmony!

Now your at church? With the sound of tumble weed and you are slurring your words? Are you about to sacrifice a hooker? All for a lousy £20?

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:48 PM BST

Sweet harmony...Sweet Sweet Harmony!

:D

Is this Hulk Hogan?...Brother?

Cheap Blows Frankenface. Cheap.

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:51 PM BST

Cheap Blows Frankenface. Cheap.

No, the hooker's are giving cheap blows, as we were talking about earlier.
And how to dispense of the bodies accordingly.

Not my bag mate, I'm just here for the biscuits.

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:52 PM BST

Not my bag mate, I'm just here for the biscuits.

Well sit down, enjoy a bourbon. Have a shower and pick the hooker you like.

:)

Yes Madame SCotti...(mesmerized)...I will obey.

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:55 PM BST

Yes Madame SCotti...(mesmerized)...I will obey.

Alright mate, calm down...we're just on a forum. Jeeeeez.

Damn YOU!

Quote: LIME5000 @ September 7 2009, 8:57 PM BST

Damn YOU!

:D

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 8:37 PM BST

How much to send Jamie Oliver into space (one way)?

No amount is too much.

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