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Help Renegade Carpark's charity by donating £5, a shovel and a blowjob, so he can...er, buy a Jumbulance. Yeah, that's it. A Jumbulance.

Charities...Peaceful loving organizations, Caring at their very core...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 8:33 PM BST

Help Renegade Carpark's charity by donating £5, a shovel and a blowjob, so he can...er, buy a Jumbulance. Yeah, that's it. A Jumbulance.

Hooray for the Jumbulance for 50 grand we can buy it and turn it into a mobile brothel! For sick northen religious fundamentalists!

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 8:32 PM BST

£5 for a shovel and a hacksaw from Homebase you ruddy slacker! Honestly serial killers there days. No bloody work ethic!
And as for the pimp suck off DaveyC a couple of times and he'll call it even.

Do you think a serial prostitute killers have sex with the victim first?
I'm guessing they do...I suppose the price negotiated before hand is not a big deal, as he'll just slip the money back out of her pocket when he's done...sorry purse, some of them are quite sophisticated apparently.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 8:35 PM BST

Hooray for the Jumbulance for 50 grand we can buy it and turn it into a mobile brothel! For sick northen religious fundamentalists!

Or use it how the Chinese do, and send it along with their death squads to harvest the organs of dissenters. (Scarily true by the way).

How much to send Jamie Oliver into space (one way)?

It's a bit like geo-caching then...but in reverse.

So Scottidog's tip for whores number 345.

If he tips well, run! He'll just take it off your cooling corpse along with your eviserated fanny.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 8:37 PM BST

Or use it how the Chinese do, to send it along with their death squads to harvest the organs of dissenters. (Scarily true by the way).

How much to send Jamie Oliver into space (one way)?

A bit like the chinese serial killer version of the A team. Cool.

Seriously, they'll eat anything those boys...

Refreshed and ready for ACTION>!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 8:37 PM BST

Or use it how the Chinese do, and send it along with their death squads to harvest the organs of dissenters. (Scarily true by the way).

How much to send Jamie Oliver into space (one way)?

About a fiver. I think if I watch his big tongue flapping away at fat northern chavs about f**king pies. I could boot him there pretty easy.

You accidentally choke one Romanian hooker to death and you're a serial killer? Now I know how Jack Tweed feels.

How much to cure Lime5000's tourettes?

Caught right in the straight and curlers.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 8:37 PM BST

So Scottidog's tip for whores number 345.

If he tips well, run! He'll just take it off your cooling corpse along with your eviserated fanny.

If they're asking for £20 including anal, and I give 30...be worried. if it was me I'd still take it (the money) and take (the money) my chances.

I think it's more if you felt guilty or horny afterwards.

How much to change the subject from dead hookers to something a bit more tasteful?

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