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BNP - Could it really happen? Page 23

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 3:09 PM BST

They do have an inferiority complex though (completely understandible). Both they and the USA are almost child-like in their naivety. Ever since they declined to remain as British colonies, they've suffered arrested emotional development. They are like young teenagers stuck in adult bodies. Sad really.

I hope you don't include us in that category because we're one of the few countries to be considered out of recession. :P
And Aaron Unions still have power over here too.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:18 PM BST

I'll get back to my usual knob gags and fake mysogony in a week or so. ;)

*misogyny

What the hell just happen? :S I suddenly felt something had taken over my mind. All I remember is thinking "Bloody French"...

Quote: Curt @ September 7 2009, 3:22 PM BST

I hope you don't include us in that category because we're one of the few countries to be considered out of recession. :P
And Aaron Unions still have power over here too.

Oh come on Curt, Canada is the physical embodiment of the inferiority complex. You sit above the USA for Crimeny's sake.

But at least you get to envy a decent country, think of the poor Scots, they envy England. How sad is that?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 7 2009, 3:23 PM BST

*misogyny

Chicks 'ey? Always pointing out your errors. :P

Quote: Curt @ September 7 2009, 3:22 PM BST

I hope you don't include us in that category because we're one of the few countries to be considered out of recession. :P
And Aaron Unions still have power over here too.

Money doesn't count. Taste and style is everything. Pleased

No, Canadians are like mature and wise Americans. It's because you kept the British influence for longer, of course. (Also the reason you produce more funny comedians than the US.) If you could just purge the unfortunate French-loser element out of your culture (for example, start by getting rid of Quebec), you would almost be as good as us Brits. :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:26 PM BST

Oh come on Curt, Canada is the physical embodiment of the inferiority complex. You sit above the USA for Crimeny's sake.

But at least you get to envy a decent country, think of the poor Scots, they envy England. How sad is that?

Chicks 'ey? Always pointing out your errors. :P

By the way you need to do something about your maths.

This [ ] is not 8 inches.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Oh come on Curt, Canada is the physical embodiment of the inferiority complex. You sit above the USA for Crimeny's sake.

But at least you get to envy a decent country, think of the poor Scots, they envy England. How sad is that?

Now now, there's no reason to be so bitter. Staying small has its advantages and getting out of a recession is just one of them.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 3:27 PM BST

If you could just purge the unfortunate French-loser element out of your culture (for example, start by getting rid of Quebec), you would almost be as good as us Brits. :)

But every good sitcom has to have destructive character. Ours is Quebec.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:26 PM BST

Oh come on Curt, Canada is the physical embodiment of the inferiority complex.

I think using you as an example would be a bit closer to the proper definition.

Yes it is, Roo. It's just an optical illusion which makes it look smaller. Whistling nnocently

But Roo, I love you [ ] this much.

Wasn't Canada's last recession sparked when your Primeminister dropped both of his American dollars dwon the back of his sofa?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:34 PM BST

But Roo, I love you ( ) this much.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Yes it is, Roo. It's just an optical illusion which makes it look smaller. Whistling nnocently

Those warts aren't illusions. ILLUSIONS DON'T NEED OINTMENT!!!

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 3:37 PM BST

Wasn't Canada's last recession sparked when your Primeminister dropped both of his American dollars dwon the back of his sofa?

It wasn't his fault, they had just switched to a two dollar coin and he was looking for a two dollar bill.
We forgive him and have moved on. Praise Canadian Jesus.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:26 PM BST

But at least you get to envy a decent country, think of the poor Scots, they envy England. How sad is that?

The Scots envying England is actually quite aspirational.

Quote: Curt @ September 7 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Now now, there's no reason to be so bitter. Staying small has its advantages and getting out of a recession is just one of them.

A country's size has bugger all to do with its ability to climb out of a recession. It's the decisions that the Government make, and the state the country is in immediately prior to the recession that drive the speed of climb.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 3:37 PM BST

Wasn't Canada's last recession sparked when your Primeminister dropped both of his American dollars dwon the back of his sofa?

LOOOL.

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