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I'd agree with most of that. But prisons really are a waste of money other than for locking up the violent/dangerous and those who are a risk of flight. I'd impose a system of internal exile, and community payback over many years.

As well as public flogging in the Middle Eastern 200 lashes over 12 months style. And I'd bring back the stocks.

Also I'd bring a series of smart penlaties such as mobile phone and satellite TV banning.

Also failed parents would have a fixed panalty taken per child in car eout of their benefits.

Prison is so unimaginative.

I'd agree with most of that. But prisons really are a waste of money other than for locking up the violent/dangerous and those who are a risk of flight. I'd impose a system of internal exile, and community payback over many years.

As well as public flogging in the Middle Eastern 200 lashes over 12 months style. And I'd bring back the stocks.

Also I'd bring a series of smart penlaties such as mobile phone and satellite TV banning.

Also failed parents would have a fixed panalty taken per child in car eout of their benefits.

Prison is so unimaginative.

Oh and any one who has been succesfully prosecuted more than 5 times has to flip a coin at their next trial. Tales equals instant death by hanging what ever the crime

The only reason I want so many prisons built is because we have a genuine shortage now. The 20 extra prisions should have been built two decades ago.

But as you've stated, they should primarily exist for violent offenders, terrorists and flight risks. They're not a perfect solution to societies ills by any means, but habitual offenders must be removed from society humanely and it's all I can think of.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 2:40 PM BST

The only reason I want so many prisons built is because we have a genuine shortage now. The 20 extra prisions should have been built two decades ago.

But as you've stated, they should primarily exist for violent offenders, terrorists and flight risks. They're not a perfect solution to societies ills by any means, but habitual offenders must be removed from society humanely and it's all I can think of.

The Norwegians have an ace solution. They stick them on a big island and send food over from time to time.

But yes more prisons with a humane rehabiliative program would work. Not 6 psychos smelling each others turds whislt they detox.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 2:41 PM BST

The Norwegians have an ace solution. They stick them on a big island and send food over from time to time.

We thought of that first surely? It's called Australia.

Yes but then they sent back; Neighbours, Rolf Harris, Crocodile Dundee etc etc etc

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 2:43 PM BST

We thought of that first surely? It's called Australia.

Exactly what I was thinking. :D

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2009, 2:45 PM BST

Yes but then they sent back; Neighbours, Rolf Harris, Crocodile Dundee etc etc etc

They always return to the scene of the crime.

Quote: Aaron @ September 7 2009, 2:47 PM BST

They always return to the scene of the crime.

Australis is proof that open prisons are a bad idea.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 2:49 PM BST

Australis is proof that open prisons are a bad idea.

Yea especially when they become a functional society who's economic system works better than their criminal feeder country.

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There's nothing wrong with Britain's economic system, Curt. It's the fiscal management by the Government(s) that's right royally f**ked. That and letting unions have any power whatsoever.

Quote: Curt @ September 7 2009, 2:58 PM BST

Yea especially when they become a functional society who's economic system works better than their criminal feeder country.

They do have an inferiority complex though (completely understandible). Both they and the USA are almost child-like in their naivety. Ever since they declined to remain as British colonies, they've suffered arrested emotional development. They are like young teenagers stuck in adult bodies. Sad really.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 3:09 PM BST

They do have an inferiority complex though (completely understandible). Both they and the USA are almost child-like in their naivety. Ever since they declined to remain as British colonies, they've suffered arrested emotional development. They are like young teenagers stuck in adult bodies. Sad really.

How they must envy our 'yob' culture, binge drinking and teenage pregnancy. Along with our long traditions of nepotism, petty jealous and class anxiety. I feel really sorry for them. The fools!

You're very angry this week, RC...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2009, 3:12 PM BST

How they must envy our 'yob' culture, binge drinking and teenage pregnancy. Along with our long traditions of nepotism, petty jealous and class anxiety. I feel really sorry for them. The fools!

Yeah, I'd rather live in a country where the native population are completely side-lined and treated like shit. Rolling eyes

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 7 2009, 3:14 PM BST

You're very angry this week, RC...

I entered the Sitcom Trials and I'm channeling my nervous energy into writing absolute bollox on this forum - even more so then usual.

I'll get back to my usual knob gags and fake mysogony in a week or so. ;)

Good-o! :)

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