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Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2009, 10:50 PM BST

At who? She was one of the worst things of the last 10 years her legacy is pure poison.

I sincerely am looking forward to Kerry Katona's equally pathetic demise.

You sir it would appear don't know me in the slightest.

Can we add Katie Price / Jordan to the list? I never usually agree with you sooty but I'm 100% with you on this.

By Marc P's definitions, any one who has ever died at any time is free from blame or ridicule - especially if they were young or had kids.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 11:05 PM BST

Can we add Katie Price / Jordan to the list? I never usually agree with you sooty but I'm 100% with you on this.

By Marc P's definitions, any one who has ever died at any time is free from blame or ridicule - especially if they were young or had kids.

Yeah that was my definition.

Phew good thing Hitler had no kids.

Quote: Marc P @ September 6 2009, 11:02 PM BST

And I f**king don't want to at this level of perverse delight at peoples death. Are you 'seriously' looking forward to someone else dying?

Not a person a media simulacrum. Neither of them were people in any real sense.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 11:05 PM BST

By Marc P's definitions, any one who has ever died at any time is free from blame

And what are you blaming her for by the way? Or are you just liking to ridicule her?

Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2009, 11:10 PM BST

Not a person a media simulacrum. Neither of them were people in any real sense.

Sleep well.

Oh don't be such a puritanical prude.

Quote: Tuumble @ September 6 2009, 10:48 PM BST

Obscure comedy message board? It's on wikipedia! ;)

Is it?

I'm with Marc P on this one.

She may have been an embodiment of that kind of culture, but she wasn't the cause, root, or some kind of central figure of it.

Quote: Marc P @ September 6 2009, 11:11 PM BST

And what are you blaming her for by the way? Or are you just liking to ridicule her?

She is ripe for ridicule even after her death, because she represents the antithesis of everything I hold dear and was taught as a child. Work hard, obey the law, treat people as you would be treated, talent always shines through, etc.

Jade, along with that other gang of wasters, Jack Tweed, Katie Price, Kerry Katona, etc. received rewards and accolades they were not entitled to and worse still, they become role models for a younger generation to emulate.

And what did Jade do to earn all of the money, fame and rose covered funeral corteges? She flashed her fat minge on a vaccuous reality show. Now there is a message I want going to out to every young woman in the land.

I demonise Jade because she embodies everything I hate about 'chav' Britain. Obviously, Max Clifford. the television companies and the tabloids shoulder an even larger blame for promoting such an horrific personality in the first place, but the way the unwashed scum held her up as 'one of their own' leaves a disgusting taste of bile and resentment in my mouth.

I'm tired of scum begetting scum and having to pay the price.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 11:32 PM BST

She is ripe for ridicule even after her death, because she represents the antithesis of everything I hold dear and was taught as a child. Work hard, obey the law, treat people as you would be treated, talent always shines through, etc.

Jade, along with that other gang of wasters, Jack Tweed, Katie Price, Kerry Katona, etc. received rewards and accolades they were not entitled to and worse still, they become role models for a younger generation to emulate.

And what did Jade do to earn all of the money, fame and rose covered funeral corteges? She flashed her fat minge on a vaccuous reality show. Now there is a message I want going to out to every young woman in the land.

I demonise Jade because she embodies everything I hate about 'chav' Britain. Obviously, Max Clifford. the television companies and the tabloids shoulder an even larger blame for promoting such an horrific personality in the first place, but the way the unwashed scum held her up as 'one of their own' leaves a disgusting taste of bile and resentment in my mouth.

I'm tired of scum begetting scum and having to pay the price.

What's your job?

Why on earth would it matter? I operate the secret radiation cannon at Goonhilly.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 11:32 PM BST

I'm tired of scum begetting scum and having to pay the price.

You don't have to pay her. I'm sure she already has a lot of money, don't feel beholden to give her cash just 'cause you've smeared her photo with love cream...
;)

I have to agree with Marc as well. If you want to lambast dim, needy, media-manipulated women who died in sad circumstances - whilst "inspiring" a generation to worship at the alter of fame-for-fame's sake - then at least slag off Princess Diana whilst you're at it. On the other hand, if people like Jade are ultimately so worthless as people, why waste your ire on them?

Quote: Marc P @ September 6 2009, 11:37 PM BST

What's your job?

Up until this year, I worked quite successfully in a media related field. Why?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 6 2009, 11:40 PM BST

I have to agree with Marc as well. If you want to lambast dim, needy, media-manipulated women who died in sad circumstances - whilst "inspiring" a generation to worship at the alter of fame-for-fame's sake - then at least slag off Princess Diana whilst you're at it. On the other hand, if people like Jade are ultimately so worthless as people, why waste your ire on them?

If you're implying I liked the Princess of Tarts. Then sirrah I challenge you to a duel!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 11:32 PM BST

She is ripe for ridicule even after her death, because she represents the antithesis of everything I hold dear and was taught as a child. Work hard, obey the law, treat people as you would be treated, talent always shines through, etc.

It's a bit pointless to blame a few dim minor celebrities because life isn't fair and doesn't turn out the way you expect it to. :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 6 2009, 11:40 PM BST

I have to agree with Marc as well. If you want to lambast dim, needy, media-manipulated women who died in sad circumstances - whilst "inspiring" a generation to worship at the alter of fame-for-fame's sake - then at least slag off Princess Diana whilst you're at it. On the other hand, if people like Jade are ultimately so worthless as people, why waste your ire on them?

Why do you care who I waste my ire on? I have plenty of ire to go round. :P

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 6 2009, 11:44 PM BST

It's a bit pointless to blame a few dim minor celebrities because life isn't fair and doesn't turn out the way you expect it to. :(

I'll remember that when the BBC commissions a new series of Horne and Corden instead of taking up your sitcom.

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