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Quote: Aaron @ September 6 2009, 5:17 PM BST

I was in WHSmith today browsing the papers and magazines. If he objects to being called a rapist, the bottom of his list is going to be an obscure comedy message board.

Fair enough, if the papers have actually said that he is, without a doubt, a rapist then I'm sure you'll be fine.

But hey, why should I worry, it's not going to be my name on the summons.

Quote: JuliaC @ September 6 2009, 5:24 PM BST

Well that seems to be the problem.

Isn't it the fact he tries to sick into everything?

Clearly the bloke is an arse.

But this does bring up a valid point - anyone accussed of a sex offence should not be named until found guilty.

Quote: bigfella @ September 6 2009, 6:11 PM BST

But this does bring up a valid point - anyone accussed of a sex offence should not be named until found guilty.

Agreed. And whilst we rightly regard rape as a terrible crime, we don't seem to care to speculate about how terrible it must be for a person to be falsely accused of rape.

Too late for Jack Tweed though, he's been named, shamed and found guilty by the tabloids in the age old tradition of trial by media.

I'm sure his defence lawyers will be able to use the coverage to their advantage. (and who said there's no such thing as bad publicity?).

Let's just hope he is found innocent, there just aren't enough violent alcoholics wandering the streets these days.

Are you Peter Hitchens, RC? Errr

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 6 2009, 6:59 PM BST

Are you Peter Hitchens, RC? Errr

Nope, just an ordinary bod - not a footballer, celebrity or pop singer. Which means if I commited a crime, it may not garner headlines, but I'd probably go to jail.

And here was me thinking that Jade's memory couldn't get any more tarnished. Go Jack go! (Until Jade's kids grow up and start going on their own drug and alcohol fuelled sprees of destruction).

Yes, Mr Littlejohn, sir. :)

Who cares about Jack Tweed? Really?

Quote: Aaron @ September 6 2009, 5:17 PM BST

I was in WHSmith today browsing the papers and magazines.

Did you buy my book?

:D

I don't have that much money.

:D

I don't think I am going to make the meet up, alas, else I would give you one. No need to jump in here with silly innuendo Chip. Half price at Tesco mind.
:)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 6 2009, 4:46 PM BST

That crazy guy is at it again -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1211194/Jack-Tweed-arrested-sex-attack-teen-home.html

Even before his dead wife is cold in the ground, he's out doing a bit of jolly raping. Ah to be young again.

I know all the girls love a bad boy, but shagging a glamour model almost immediately after your wife's funeral and then doing a bit of sexual assault on a teenage girl is a bit much? Isn't it?

Or am I wrong girls and Jacky boy is all dreamy and swoonsome? Lovey

He only got it on with the hideous sow to knick her billions which she selfishly left to her ugly children.

I wish him a happy career of Z list celebrity and random shagging. Unless it was rape in which case I hope he has much sex...against his will...in prison.

I can't now you've quoted me!

Obviously, the Jack-Jade wedding was a total scam with the proceeds going towards the soon to be motherless kids. They sold it as a tragic romance to the ignorant chavs who ate that shit up wholesale, not realising the pair had fallen out of love long ago and this was just a money making exercise.

Hence the Tweed-er going on a shag-a-thon as soon as the Goody went into the ground. You'd think the stupid bastard would keep a low profile for a while and wait for things to calm down, but when you're a violent alkie who likes to assault people, these thoughts don't enter your brain.

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