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Food you can no longer get but you wish you could Page 6

I won't buy creme eggs anymore. I think Cadburys is taking the pee.

Most sweets and biscuits have definitely got smaller. I bouught a ruffle barthe other day, hadn't had one in years. half the packet was AIR! And don't get me started on turkish delights!

Looking at my last post I think fury had made me blind to punctuation,spellings etc.
Apologies, but it makes me so angrrrrry!!

I had spangles the other day. They were horrible.

I wish BK would bring back the mushroom double swiss, McDonald's their root beer and does any one else remember Casey Jones?

The weird British Rail version of Burger King?

I have enjoyed so many drunken Casey Jones' burgers, that it's not even funny. (Throwing them up later was funny though). For the drunkards who went partying in London but lived in the 'burbs, Casey Jones was the penultimate step for them in getting home on a Saturday night. It was an institution dammit.

Chocolate bars are indeed smaller and you know how their PR departments are spinning it? 'We're very concerned about childhood obeisity, so that's why we made them smaller.'

By far the biggest reduction in confectionary has to be 'Choc Dips', when I were a wee nipper, the biscuits were a foot long and you could go for a swim in the chocolate pot.

Quote: Paul W @ September 6 2009, 12:11 PM BST

I sweat lion bars

Wow!

Quote: zooo @ September 6 2009, 1:43 PM BST

Wow!

Yeah, but he also poos Curly Wurlys.

And cries chocolate buttons.

Quote: Leevil @ September 6 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Yeah, but he also poos Curly Wurlys.

Good thing they've got smaller then >_<

Quote: Leevil @ September 6 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Yeah, but he also poos Curly Wurlys.

That's alcohol for you. Could be worse, he could have showed you his cream filling.

Quote: zooo @ September 6 2009, 1:43 PM BST

Wow!

You should see what I shit.

Quote: Leevil @ September 6 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Yeah, but he also poos Curly Wurlys.

Damn you Lee!

Quote: Gavin @ September 5 2009, 6:37 PM BST

I miss Opal Fruits.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 5 2009, 8:20 PM BST

Jamie f**king Oliver.

That man needs fire. And lots of it.

Quote: Sammy @ September 5 2009, 8:30 PM BST

:D Did nobody else call your morning snack this?

I thought you were on about some kind of prop for a school production.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 6 2009, 12:30 AM BST

I'm sure vegetarians wouldn't agree. :D

Yeah, but they're mentals so don't count. :)

>Food you can no longer get but you wish you could

Dodo meat...

Think about it :D

I wonder if it tasted like chicken..?

Someone already made an equally poor dodo gag, Bill!

Quote: billwill @ September 6 2009, 7:45 PM BST

>Food you can no longer get but you wish you could

Dodo meat...

Think about it :D

I wonder if it tasted like chicken..?

It tasted terrible apparently.

Quote: Aaron @ September 6 2009, 7:49 PM BST

Someone already made an equally poor dodo gag, Bill!

Ah, but mine was not a joke, it was a hidden desire that Dodos had not been made extinct by stupid/greedy Victorians.

:(

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