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Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 9:11 PM BST

Can't do juices either. They are packed full of sugar too.

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Well, keeping well hydrated and having a warm bath is good for most uncomfortable flatulence-related issues. If it's continual farting accompanied by prolonged constipation and/or severe abdominal pain or vomiting, consult a doctor for an examination ASAP. Unless one is generally prone to constipation I wouldn't advise laxatives. Acute constipation is usually down to dehydration and/or lack of mobility.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 5 2009, 9:10 PM BST

Keeping well hydrated and having a warm bath is good for most uncomfortable flatulence-related issues. If it's continual farting accompanied by prolonged constipation and/or severe abdominal pain or vomiting, consult a doctor for an examination ASAP. Unless one is generally prone to constipation I wouldn't advise laxatives. Acute constipation is usually down to dehydration and/or lack of mobility.

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*giggles*

You could be a doctor Lee!

Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 9:12 PM BST

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 5 2009, 9:12 PM BST

What about putting some bran in your food? You can buy bran at any health food shop and stick some in scrambled eggs, soup, or even yogurt.

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Bran. That's an idea.

I don't get a lot of fibre you see.

Drink lots of water to soften the shit
If that don't work, a warm bath should do it
Go for a run, eat weetabix too
These are some things that should help you to poo

Hope it passes soon, mate and you feel less bloated.

Some light-hearted stories for the book though?

Quote: Rob0 @ September 5 2009, 9:16 PM BST

Drink lots of water to soften the shit
If that don't work, a warm bath should do it
Go for a run, eat weetabix too
These are some things that should help you to poo

Hope it passes soon, mate and you feel less bloated.

Some light-hearted stories for the book though?

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Well yes.

Before the op I was never off the thing!

Andrex are having to issue a profits warning.

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 9:15 PM BST

Bran. That's an idea.

I don't get a lot of fibre you see.

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The good thing about bran is you can't taste it if you mix it into sauces and things and it's cheaper than that fibresure stuff!

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 9:19 PM BST

Well yes.

Before the op I was never off the thing!

Andrex are having to issue a profits warning.

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Will you need to change your name soon? Medium fella doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2009, 9:53 PM BST

http://www.kentucky.com/524/story/915772.html

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That's why we should have just nuked the lot of them out of existence.

Quote: Sammy @ September 2 2009, 8:35 PM BST

'good times', 'bad times', 'fun times'

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Quote: Scottidog @ September 2 2009, 8:45 PM BST

2 Strawbeery's, 2 Cherry's and Rasberry's.

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Quote: Gavin @ September 2 2009, 9:02 PM BST

The original Who ones are.

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Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 5:30 PM BST

TTPYO: Why has Google got rid of the top menu bit? Now I can't figure out how to quickly switch between web and image searches. Not cool Googs', not cool.

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? I'm seeing it. What they HAVE done is slimmed down the width of the page. F**ktards.

Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 9:12 PM BST

Well, keeping well hydrated and having a warm bath is good for most uncomfortable flatulence-related issues. If it's continual farting accompanied by prolonged constipation and/or severe abdominal pain or vomiting, consult a doctor for an examination ASAP. Unless one is generally prone to constipation I wouldn't advise laxatives. Acute constipation is usually down to dehydration and/or lack of mobility.

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Someone saw the other reply before posting his own.

I'm sick to death of these bloody "Whoo-hoo, look at you, you're making a lifestyle choice, you know?!" adverts for the f**king iPhone. Even the bloody Fisher Price music on them sounds smug. "If you want to pretend you've got anything more than a superficial and soul-less existence, there's an app for that too."

It amuses me that they think copy and paste is a ground-breaking revolution. What a bunch of backwards c**ts they are.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/14/yemen.childbirth.death/index.html

People who put clothes on their shitty little dogs. Our neighbour has a chihuahua named Peanut (she's a font of creativity) and she puts this stupid little fairy costume on it all the time. I wish I still had my bulldog.

Quote: DaButt @ September 14 2009, 3:17 PM BST

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/14/yemen.childbirth.death/index.html

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