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Things that piss you off Page 506

Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 8:19 PM BST

It's on the home page, it's there and clear as a bell. It's just after you've done a search, it disappears. And it makes it very hard to quickly switch between the two different types of search.

Ah. right. That it does. P'raps the Goodle techs are buggering around with it

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 8:42 PM BST

Still getting well pissed off with my wind!

It's hurting me now. Teary

Not so long ago I was on treatment that gave me constipation... it got verrrrry bad. I woke up one night in the early hours screaming the house down, I was in so much pain. I sat on the loo and while I was getting rid of the blockage, I vomited some chicken kiev at the same time. Good times.

I recommend laxatives and drinking lots of OJ.
:)

(Somewhere out in deepest cyberspace, blackdahlia1 is smiling.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 5 2009, 8:53 PM BST

(Somewhere out in deepest cyberspace, blackdahlia1 is smiling.)

Is that aimed at me for talking about poo? I was offering some advice!

Anyone ever heard of the phrase too much bloody information?

:O :)

Quote: Leevil @ September 5 2009, 5:30 PM BST

TTPYO: Why has Google got rid of the top menu bit? Angry Now I can't figure out how to quickly switch between web and image searches. Not cool Googs', not cool.

Still there on my access to Google.

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ September 5 2009, 8:51 PM BST

Not so long ago I was on treatment that gave me constipation... it got verrrrry bad. I woke up one night in the early hours screaming the house down, I was in so much pain. I sat on the loo and while I was getting rid of the blockage, I vomited some chicken kiev at the same time. Good times.

I recommend laxatives and drinking lots of OJ.
:)

That is quite amazing. Chicken Kievs of all things, if anything, my favourite choice of food to sick up! coming in second would be Mr Brains Faggots.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2009, 8:55 PM BST

Anyone ever heard of the phrase too much bloody information?

:O :)

Not me.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2009, 8:55 PM BST

Anyone ever heard of the phrase too much bloody information?

:O :)

Yes, it oringinates from Pulp Fiction.

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ September 5 2009, 8:54 PM BST

Is that aimed at me for talking about poo? I was offering some advice!

You could do like the old nurses used to do with babies and winkle it out with your finger. Or you could take senna.

It's my new plumbing.

Plays up now and again.

Thanks for the advice, but I think laxatives would be bad.

Any medical advice Dr Tim?

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 9:02 PM BST

It's my new plumbing.

Plays up now and again.

Thanks for the advice, but I think laxatives would be bad.

Any medical advice Dr Tim?

I'm no doctor, but 'Andrews Salts' are great.

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 9:02 PM BST

Any medical advice Dr Tim?

Join the cue.

Quote: Scottidog @ September 5 2009, 9:03 PM BST

I'm no doctor, but 'Andrews Salts' are great.

Aren't they fizzy things?

Quote: bigfella @ September 5 2009, 9:02 PM BST

It's my new plumbing.

Plays up now and again.

Thanks for the advice, but I think laxatives would be bad.

Chocolate is a natural laxative, eat as much as you can, well you know what I mean!

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