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The new Wagon Wheels with the jam in it are fab.

Quote: Sammy @ September 5 2009, 6:36 PM BST

I really miss those flipz - the pretzels with the chocolate on them. Especially the white ones. Some people hated them but I thought they were amazing.

Mmm they were tasty

What were those animal-shapes biscuits that had chocolate on one side in a kind of crinked effect? Happy childhood food.

Possibly still sold, but a few years ago family used to get some peach-flavoured biscuits (think they were Swedish/German). Most fantastic smell...hope I see them again somewhere

Remember as a kid happily puffing away on sweet cigarettes and chocolate cigars. Can't seem to get them anymore. :(

Quote: Rob0 @ September 5 2009, 7:49 PM BST

What were those animal-shapes biscuits that had chocolate on one side in a kind of crinked effect? Happy childhood food.

Weren't they simply called 'Animal Crackers' or something? I remember liking them a lot. Yum.

I think you can or could up to a few years ago. I remember eating them at school (pre-2001).

Starbars (I think that was the name)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 5 2009, 7:59 PM BST

Weren't they simply called 'Animal Crackers' or something? I remember liking them a lot. Yum.

Still available - "Animal Biscuits" Yeah!!

http://www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Cadbury-Animal-Biscuits/12981011?parentContainer=|3|1083|1277|7558

http://www.worldofvince.com/archives/2003/09/cadburys_animal.php

Rainbow sherbert, school custard* and proper jammy dodgers - not the rubbish fake ones you get now.

*It's come to something when a grown up (me) can't hang around a school playground, hoping to relive childhood dining memories without it causing some kind of 'incident'.

:D

1970/80s school chocolate custard was of course the most chocolately substance in the entire universe.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 5 2009, 8:14 PM BST

:D

1970/80s school chocolate custard was of course the most chocolately substance in the entire universe.

:D

I used to loved the chocolate stuff (Chocolate Concrete apparently) they covered in pink custard (from a metal jug). :D

Blimey! That was a regular treat at my junior school (Henleaze, BTW.) In the good old days before cancer, obesity, '5 a day' and Jamie f**king Oliver. :P

Mmm chocolate custard and unidentified sponges - I loved school dinners and could never understand why they were complained about.

But then we never had dessert at home so anything was a treat. (Apart from a lump of mash with some cigarette ash in it I was once served Sick )

*gives herself a consoling smiley for deprived youth*

Console

Does anyone remember those secret bars?

I remember my mum had got me one for my play piece for school one day and I left it at home by mistake and was truly gutted.

That was until I told the playground helper I'd forgotten my play piece but I couldn't tell her what it was, and she was like 'oh go on tell me' and I was like 'its a secret' and shes like 'well you can tell me' and I said 'no, it's a secret!', this went on for ages and it was probably the first joke I had ever come up with and I thought I was absolutely hilarious.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 5 2009, 8:20 PM BST

Blimey! That was a regular treat at my junior school (Henleaze, BTW.) In the good old days before cancer, obesity, '5 a day' and Jamie f**king Oliver. :P

Mine too! (Warmley C of E, BTW)

Quote: Sammy @ September 5 2009, 8:24 PM BST

Does anyone remember those secret bars?

I remember my mum had got me one for my play piece for school one day and I left it at home by mistake and was truly gutted.

That was until I told the playground helper I'd forgotten my play piece but I couldn't tell her what it was, and she was like 'oh go on tell me' and I was like 'its a secret' and shes like 'well you can tell me' and I said 'no, it's a secret!', this went on for ages and it was probably the first joke I had ever come up with and I thought I was absolutely hilarious.

:) Your play piece? I thought I was deprived! At least I had actual toys.

ps Nelson Junior School if we're naming them. :)

Quote: Jane P @ September 5 2009, 8:28 PM BST

:) Your play piece? I thought I was deprived! At least I had actual toys.

ps Nelson Junior School if we're naming them. :)

:D Did nobody else call your morning snack this? I think it may have derived from the word 'piece' as in bread so it might be a Scottish thing. Either that or my parents lied to me Teary

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