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Things that make you smile Page 5

Quote: SlagA @ March 5 2009, 7:27 PM GMT

In the middle of what?

Two shocking facts: you're a woman and you're clearly not Welsh because your ass isn't carrying a "Wide Load" sign.
:O

I think you'll find my ass is perfectly formed. Ask Aaron who couldn't resist thrusting his hand where the sun don't shine for a quick squeeze at the BSG meet. Kinky devil.

As for being a woman. I've been called worse.

Quote: roscoff @ March 5 2009, 7:37 PM GMT

As for being a woman. I've been called worse.

French?

KFC.

Agreed.

Tomorrow makes me smile. :)

whats tomorrow?

Wearing new socks for the first time.

Quote: Gavin @ March 5 2009, 9:06 PM GMT

whats tomorrow?

Noooothing! Random phone calls at lunch and meetings at school also help.

Quote: roscoff @ March 5 2009, 7:37 PM GMT

I think you'll find my ass is perfectly formed.

That was what I meant... that the above posterior doesn't need a "Wide Load" sign. Damnable words and my misuse of them.

My phone working again. :)

Now I know that if it doesn't ring it's because no one is phoning me and not because it's broke. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2009, 1:39 PM BST

My phone working again. :)

Now I know that if it doesn't ring it's because no one is phoning me and not because it's broke. :(

Awww. Hug

PUKES!

Pukes make you smile? You freak.

Quote: JuliaC @ September 5 2009, 4:49 PM BST

Awww. Hug

Hug

Smile away Lime.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2009, 1:39 PM BST

My phone working again. :)

Now I know that if it doesn't ring it's because no one is phoning me and not because it's broke. :(

Years ago when I worked at an A&E in Croydon, a "patient" turned up at 4am with their landline phone. They had only come along to plug it in and check it was working properly. There was no particular call they were expecting, nor any reason for them to think the phone wasn't working. We thought for a moment about calling the psychiatric liason nurse, but instead just let him plug it in, hear that it was working and then happily make his way back home again.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Pukes make you smile? You freak.

Hug

Smile away Lime.

Let the Dogging begin! Ha Ha HA!

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